All right, listen, muthafuckas...  I get it.  I’m the Quizmaster and, as such, and especially in light of the fact that I tell you not to fuck with me, you’re going to fuck with me.  I’m a target; I’ve come to grips with this.  But when I order a basket of chicken strips and finally get a chance to eat them, and I find that I’m down to THREE FUCKING CHICKEN STRIPS... well, someone has to pay!!!  I’m all for sharing but, dammit, that don’t mean you have to let your QM go hungry!  Don’t fuck with the Quizmaster... but definitely don’t fuck with a fatboy’s food!  All right, I’m done with my deep-fried rant.  Good times last night!  The return of Dena the Scoring Babe was nice... and she proceeded to sit at a table and play rather than help me score.  In her defense, she said she’d rather help score.  Why?  ‘Cuz I got it like that!  :D  Other than that, we had some good laughs, courtesy of a certain team name, some funny answers and a revelation about Saul’s sex life that gets filed under “TMFI.”  In case you’re wondering, that’s just like “TMI” but with slightly more colorful language.  You’re smart; you figure it out.  Let’s get to the quiz!

Round 1: Heavy Metal! – Oh, you were SO excited for this round... until you found I was going to ask questions about the literal heavy metals.  And you knew “adamantium” was going to make an appearance in this round but, surprisingly, only by one team.  I failed to keep track of who answered that for Q8.  If it was you, let us know in the comments section below.

Round 2: Eat Your Veggies – “We Got the Beat...” Fucking classic!

Round 3: Rising Sums – And that round title’s pretty good, too!

Round 4: Blood, Suckers & Bloodsuckers – I shouldn’t be, but I was really quite surprised at how many of you knew the answer to the bonus question, namely, that Dali was the one who designed the Chupa Chups logo.  Well done!

Round 5: The Score is Still Q to 12 – I fucked up.  I was debating with myself whether to accept “Fireball” as opposed to the more correct “Ultimate Fireball,” and I should have gone only with the latter.  Sorry, Team Congratulations...

Round 6: Rangefinder Pop – “Faith” an awful song?  How dare you!  That’s a Gerry-oke CLASSIC!!!  And I was looking for some moral support from Dr. JBoobs... and she completely ignored me.  ;)

Round 7: Quiet, the Sports is Comin’ On! – Saul says the horse racing trumpet is the music he plays right before having sex.  Dude, sex with horses?  That’s just gross... and dangerous!  Leave poor Mr. Ed alone!

Round 8: Random Knowledge – Yeah, I’m with you guys: fuck Nebraska.

Winners’ Circle – We’re almost there with enough teams for three prizes.  However, last night, with only five teams, we could only fairly give away two.  At least we had no ties!  Here are your winners...

Second place: Team Congratulations, Amy Winehouse, on 1 Year of Sobriety – These guys also got the team name bonus point.  A natural choice, I felt, and I don’t think anyone would disagree.

First place: Team The Angels who Dusted Sherman Hemsley – Ha.  Him dead.

Your email bonus question winners this week were... The aforementioned Scoring Babe and Cory!  I gave Dena the Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold... and she immediately started crying about how she wanted Cory’s GWD shot glass!  Not only that, but she ended up giving up her mold to Dr. JBoobs!  Boy, that’s gratitude...  ;)

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A swell week and a great time once again!  For any of you who haven’t gone to the OC Fair yet, you need to go and, furthermore, if you haven’t tried a deep-fried Snickers bar yet, DO IT!!!  Also, they’re having live-band karaoke there every night at the Meadows Stage.  They start at 7:00 and they ROCK!!!  Anyway, thanks to everyone for showing up!  Tell your friends... and BRING THEM!!!  Thanks to Westside for all your attention to our needs and your generosity.  Quizzers, until next week, Seacrest... OUT!!!  Oh, and...

CHEERS!

Gerry-oke