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Now, as avid readers of my weekly recap (anybody out there?) of the Hard Times Clarendon quiz night, you know that I adore humorous and current team titles. With so many being on hand this week I have decided to begin a little list I like to call my “Hall of Name “ (see what I did there?). While not all teams will receive an award, I do respect and admire everyone for trying. Some of you should try harder. The envelope please…
Best Lack of Empathy: Tony Scott’s Bungee Cord
Worst Name for the Radio Remix: Call me Rapey
Best Saturday Night Pick-Up Line: Plan B = Plan A
Worst Thing to Say to the Restaurant Owner: Hard Times? Haha, More Like Boner Times
Best Political Slogan: Ask Congressman Akin, She be Fakin’
Cutest Accessorizing: Mittens for Kittens
Best Show of Desperation: 4 Single Guys at Table 441
Funniest Exclusion of a Letter: Legitimate Apes
Greatest Royal Display: Prince Harry’s Prince Albert
What Accountants Call out of Work For: Mathletic Injuries
I will make sure to keep adding to the “Hall of Name” so please make sure to come prepared and creative each week. Last nights winning teams may lack naming skills but they make up for it in…well, knowledge. Hot For Teacher stood tall as the kings of the mountain while The Joe Squad fell right behind them and Trivia Newton John Summer Lovin’d right into third.
Until next geek…