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Obey Your Quizmaster by Rebecca Jepsen
I parked my car where it smells
I told the bum ‘Go to hell’
He looked at me then he fell
He was drunk anyway.
Something is really amiss
Oh god this guy smells like piss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now he’s in my way
His stare emboldened, too much skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
“Where do you think you’re goin?”
Hey, I just met you,
and you might be crazy,
but here’s a dollar
so please don’t rape me.
It's hard to stand right,
by you baby,
here’s a dollar,
Please don’t rape me.
Hey, I just met you,
And, I’m sure you’re crazy,
But could you fuck off
It's Pub Quiz baby..
And now the crazy dude,
tries to raise me,
but I just leave him,
It's Pub Quiz Baby.
Once I get to the bar,
I don’t get very far
Basketball fans by the bar,
And they’re in my way
I sneak by a loud man
He’s drinking beer from a can
Back to the couches I go
And I’m on my way
Hey, I just got here
and this is crazy,
but this is Pub Quiz,
Obey me Baby.
Its hard to fold the,
Round 5 baby,
But do you best cuz
Its Pub Quiz baby.