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Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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11:01 AM, April 10, 2013
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Tim Buktu Tagine (More than six) 95
Dukes of Valmont 90
Cheese Dreams 89
Two Thumbs Six Feet Down! 86
Stick figure mario adventures 85
Duran Durandom 81
Boulder Bathroom Bangers 78
Jurassic Pork 70
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day 70
Adios Kayley 67
Arrogant Bastards 62
Baby Seal Club 60
B. Cereus 54
Team Senioritis 51
Hynek 32
Worse than Elvis dying on the toilet...
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Homeless Quizmaster. Fills in around Boulder. 		Trevor Doner (RevTrev)

Underemployed Geologist, Ordained Minister, Quizmaster and Round Writer since 2010ish. Can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% ungoogleable, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.

I know absolutely nothing about "The Host", other than no man, especially Ebert, should have to sit through a Stephanie Meyer movie adaptation anything as one of the last movies he reviewed.  Given, he's the kind of guy who gets was paid to watch movies like that, but every guy has at least one horror story of having to watch Twilight/Sex & the City/Mama Mia/Sisterhood of the Unwashed Pants/Whatever.

Mine was simple.  I live with three guys in a four bedroom apartment in college.  One came out as gay, while the other two "just really like Twilight and High School Musical 2".  One day I was watching Blade 3 in the living room, when one of the latter roommates walks in and says "Brah, if you like the Blade movies, you should totally check out the Twilight movie that just came out.  The vampires in it are f*ckin' awesome."  Knowing nothing about Twilight yet, I decided to stream it online through a less-than-trustable website, like the ones half of you watch Game of Thrones on.  I watched a solid hour of lip biting, emotionless acting, Looney Toons-esque CGI running, and chunks of awkward silence.  I asked if the movie was going to get any better.  "Soon, brah. Real soon.  There's a huge fight scene coming up." The vampires played baseball and then had a fight where one mirror was broken.  Then they kiss....a lot.

There was no girl I was taking out on a date.  There was no payment for watching it.  There was a bro.  A bro who really, really liked abstinence vampire porn where the female protaginist shows zero emotion or interest in anything.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that we'll see you at the movies, Ebert. R.I.P.

Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
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6:33 PM, April 03, 2013
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Eurolunch 81
The Adventures of Awesome Stick Figure Person 80
Dukes of Valmont 79
A Meal in Itself 75
Exposed Shin Bones 70
Equality Jesus 68
Lookalike Uglies 67
The Shins had the best product placeent in the NCAA Tourney 67
Zombie Prom Date 67
Arrogant Bastards 66
Team Gruesomely Break a Leg 63
Prof Chaos and the Grad Asst of Doom 62
PIG. E. 62
Two guys I want to make out with 61
Rockies opening day: go for the beers, stay for the baseball 60
At least they didn't give Kevin Ware the Barbaro 59
Buckets of Rain 56
Awesome Sound 55
Soup to the Nutz 47
Chicks who rock your world! 47
Speaks w/o Thinking 45
CatLog 39
Just the Two of Us 35
Clitoris!!! Aka Panocha 26
Joe's Talking 13
Vietcong & The Monkey Slut Factory
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Homeless Quizmaster. Fills in around Boulder. 		Trevor Doner (RevTrev)

Underemployed Geologist, Ordained Minister, Quizmaster and Round Writer since 2010ish. Can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% ungoogleable, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.

I will never understand you guys.  Not to generalize you as a crowd, but your relationship with questions that have anything to do with children's...well, anything (books, movies, holiday cartoons, whatever) is an interesting one.  You receive mixed scores for rounds about The Wizard of Oz and Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, yet you still answer literature questions with Nancy Drew and Goosebumps. You are certainly a difficult crowd to write questions for.  Be proud of that.

Thanks for braving the sleet and the rain for coming out tonight!  We had an above average turn out for such cruddy weather...

Okay, time to admit something: if I start blogging about the weather then that's an indication that I have no idea what to blog about this week.  What can I possibly say about this quiz besides pointing out the subtle holocaust reference in round 6 pretaining to midgets?  Nobody needs to blog about the weather.  That's what your facebook friends are for.  "Girl from high school is 'IT'S SNOWWWWWING OMG!!'" There's only so much of that one sane person can take.  1. You probably live in different states, let alone climates by now and 2. We own windows, we know what the weather is and don't need facebook to tell us.

I digress.  We have a QUIZ FOR THE CAUSE coming up in a couple weeks.  I'll reveal the first charity we're playing for this summer next week!  Get psyched!

(Or you can surf around the webpage here and do some sluething to figure out who that charity is.  Have at it.)

-T

 

EDIT: Scores should be fixed now.  The website apparently does NOT like it when more than a couple teams have half-a-point anything in their final scores.  Sorry about that.  Scores were rounded down if they had half a point and did not affect the standings of any teams at the end of the night.

Harpo's Sports Grill
2860 Arapahoe Ave
Boulder, CO 80303
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11:22 AM, March 27, 2013
Scores
Eurolunch 79
Tebow loves shockers 78
Dukes of Valmont 77
Bully Bieber Neighbor Beater 74
Facebok was super gay today 73
Hans Question Answerin 72
Sandusky's Tickle Monsters 68
Gooooooooo Team 67
Well, we tried 67
Professor Chaos and the Grad. Asst. of Doom 65
Eight 64
Tiger woods plays better when he's getting laid 64
Walrus Vagina 64
Unholy Defense of Jesus Act 60
How many duck penises does $300 K buy? 59
Baby Seal Club 58
Small but mighty 56
Tribe Salp-a-ho 53
Vegemites 53
Arrogant Bastards 52
The Shitty Beatles 47
Campo 45
I don't even think straight 44
FGCU all the way 39
Emerica 38
Unregistered sex offenders 35
My name is Clair Huxtable, and I am not a whore.
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Homeless Quizmaster. Fills in around Boulder. 		Trevor Doner (RevTrev)

Underemployed Geologist, Ordained Minister, Quizmaster and Round Writer since 2010ish. Can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% ungoogleable, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.

Definition of PABULUM

1: food; especially : a suspension or solution of nutrients in a state suitable for absorption

2: intellectual sustenance
3: something (as writing or speech) that is insipid, simplistic, or bland
So in the context of Tuesdays With Morrie, and say pabulum is more than an acceptable word to use during the quiz.
For those who asked about the source of the 8-bit boob-tube theme songs from round 7, there is sadly no single source for them other than YouTube.  If you find them, most 8-bit artists throw up a link to download the song in the description.  Here's a few 8-bit crowd favorites for reference:
Game of Thrones [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyCCfJwFh8I]
Doctor Who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB23K5RNUJ8]
Sherlock [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfjL1Nz48oI]
There's no excuse for not watching Sherlock yet.  Sure it's British, but it's on BBC America and Netflix, so get on it.  It's pretty friggin' good.
And of course...
Firefly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq_19zJgQ1Y]
You see a man walking down the street with that as his ringtone, you know he's not afraid of anything.
-T
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