Had I known about the Hollywood Squares round tonight I totally would have
bought the blonde bob wig last week.  And some big red glasses.   And a fat
suit.  In case you can't tell, I like to be themed appropriately. This round
and the Screenplay category for Round 6 almost made me miss the old days where I was but a humble pub quiz player without a care in the world...well,
without a care except for the fact that my effing teammates did not treat the
pub quiz with the respect it deserves.  STOP ORDERING YOUR BEER WHEN THE QUESTION IS BEING READ YOU F*CKING NOOBS!!  That last sentence may or may not be a direct quote from my playing days.  Of course, nowadays you'd have to pry the mic out of my cold dead hands...or drunk fumbling digits (whatever don't judge me).  And by pry I mean probably pick it up off the floor where I left it as I passed out.

I've got to give credit to Terance for his inspired penis art.  If the iPhone 5 looked like that, I might actually jump on the Mac bandwagon. I forgive you now for not coming to the pub quiz on Wednesday. I mean, how could I stay angry at the man who gave us not only a genital-giraffe, but a vibrating cock peni5phone, too?  Somewhere, Matisse is turning over in his grave...from jealousy.

Happy Birthday to our regular quizee Mike - enjoy that toothpick dispenser, my friend. 

Oh, and Balls Deep - nice nipples.  The scoop neck looks good on you.

See you next week!

-Taylor

• The Royal Hilltop - Aurora 8:00 PM
• Darcy's Bistro & Pub - Denver 8:30 PM
• Prickly Pete's - Denver 8:00 PM
• The Whiskey Bar - Denver 7:00 PM
• The Cheeky Monk - Westminster 9:00 PM
• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
• Lisa's Restaurant & Lounge - Augusta 7:30 PM
• Opal Divine's (Marina) - Austin 10:00 PM
• Opal Divine's (Penn Field) - Austin 10:00 PM