The Royal Hilltop
18581 E. Hampden Ave
Aurora, CO 80013
Saturdays: 8:00 PM
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It was a wet and wild night at the Royal Hilltop. The angels swooned, the mortals danced, the beer flowed like wine. It was just another week in Aurora, CO.
By now, we all know that Aurora is one of the 100 most populous cities in the US. Don’t let it go to your head though, at the beginning of the quiz, I had a young lady ask me to play some 50 cent. When I looked at her like she was growing a middle finger from her forehead, she replied, “Hey, it’s A-town, man!” Oh Aurora, you still have so much to learn about being a for-real grown up city.
For the internet bonus prize, I gave away the Squirrel Coffee Cup to Sonia, and she was happy to have it. Congrats, Sonia!
Insert clever name held the lead for the first six rounds, but couldn’t hold off 99 problems but a quiz ain’t one. In the end, Insert clever name just barely missed out on the prize pool, finishing fourth tied with Titty sprinkles.
Rounding out the prizes were 99 problems…, Frotage your mom, and Batman returns the favor in that order.
Now I’m gonna go get some coffee. ‘Cause coffee’s for closers. Closers who drink from a squirrel coffee cup. See you next time!