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Tonight once again proved that religion only brings out the worst in people. After round three, a round in which I didn’t say anything disparaging about any religion, be it Catholic, Mormon, or Jehovah’s Witness, I was called an asshole by a lady on her way out because I didn’t say anything “positive” about Jehovah’s Witnesses. Really, lady? Really? How about this:
-It sure is a good thing your religion prevents children from enjoying things like Halloween and Birthdays, because there’s far too much fun in the world and we need to cut back.
-When Satan comes to take all us non-believers away, you’ll have the last laugh. Well, the 144,000 of you that make the cut. Well, the 144,000 that may or may not be Jehovah’s Witnesses. Best of luck with all that Rapture.
-Thanks for knocking on my door at 8:00 am on a Saturday just to notify me that I’m going to hell. Here I was, living a totally happy life unaware that I was doomed to eternal damnation because I’ve had a blood transfusion in my life. Now I can make up for it by telling others how they’re going to hell along with me. Glad you’re around to let me in on all these secrets of morality that I would have blissfully ignored for the rest of my years were you not the tell me what an awful person I am. Glad I got the chance to miss out on all that awesome before it was too late.
At any rate, before I swear off soda and swearing for good, I’ve got a blog to write.
Enthusiastic corruption started off strong, but fell to a tie for third overall with The Strangers in the final round. Jesus skipped AA just barely edged both of them out by one point to take second place overall, and Titty sprinkles walked away the winners in first place.
As mentioned before, we needed a way to decide the outright winner of third place. The audience clamored for a dance off, but the teams settled on a tie-breaker bonus question. In an amazing feat of guessing skill, Enthusiastic corruption ended up with the third place prize by almost getting the correct answer on the button.
For the internet bonus prize, I gave away the Squirrel Coffee Cup to Tess from Jesus skipped AA. Don’t drink it all in one sitting, Tess!
On a more personal note, it was great to see The Strangers again after so long. The last time these guys stopped by, two of them ended up getting engaged with the assistance of yours truly. Now, with wedding plans and new jobs and all the other minutia of life in the way, I was glad they were able to pop in, say hello, and play some pub quiz. Thanks again, you guys. I promise I won’t ever knock on your door at 8:00 am just to tell you how much of a sinner you are.
See you next time, when I’ll be quizzing from the 3rd circle of hell!