The Royal Hilltop
18581 E. Hampden Ave
Aurora, CO 80013
Saturdays: 8:00 PM
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Quizmaster Eddie here, coming at you from an undisclosed location. Because if they knew where I was, they’d try to shut me down.
Okay, probably not, but still. My words are dangerous. Just ask the team that needed Underpants Bandages on their necks after I was done with them. Yeah, that happened.
This also happened. For real.
Tonight’s finish was decided by only one point between Hindenburg Joyride and Titty sprinkles, with Permeable submarine in third place. It was a hum-dinger of a shindig of a hootenanny.
Also, something magical happened. Every single team that turned in an answer sheet for round 5 got a perfect 8/8. That has never happened in the history of the Royal Hilltop pub quiz. Some teams suggested that it had to do with the multiple choice answers at the bottom of the visual sheet, but I maintain that it was magic. Magic, I say!
Jen won the internet bonus prize of Underpants Bandages because she wrote me a sexy little note and made me feel all perdy. That’s right, I’m a cheap date. Don’t tell my girlfriend. (I love you, Piper.)
In the end, we learned that, no matter how many Expendables movies they were in, old men are not action heroes. We also learned that God hates figs, but I’m pretty sure we all already knew that. Until next time, when I reveal the secret of eternal life!