- California
- Colorado
- Aurora
- Arvada
- Avon
- Boulder
- Centennial
- Colorado Springs
- Denver
- Aqua Lounge
- Beau Jo's (Denver)
- The Barrel Room at Denver Beer Co.
- Bender's Tavern
- Big Game
- Biker Jim's
- Brendan's 404
- British Bulldog
- Brothers Bar & Grill (Denver)
- Cactus Wheel
- Casey's Bistro & Pub
- Caveau Wine Bar
- Copper Kettle Brewing
- Darcy's Bistro & Pub
- Ernie's Bar & Pizza
- Fado Irish Pub
- Freshcraft
- Goosetown Tavern
- Guy Harvey's Perfect Spot
- H Burger
- Highland Tavern
- Irish Hound
- Jake's Food & Sprits
- Jonesy's Eat Bar
- Jordan's Bistro and Pub
- Lowry Beer Garden
- Mario's Double Daughter's Salotto
- Mead Street Station
- Mellow Mushroom (LoDo)
- Mile High Spirits
- Milo's Sports Tavern
- Moe's BBQ
- Nicolo's Pizza
- Old Chicago (Market Street)
- Tony P's
- Pasquini's (DTC)
- Patrick Carroll's
- Pearl Street Grill
- Prickly Pete's
- Prohibition
- Pub on Pearl
- Rio Grande
- Rooster and Moon
- Scruffy Murphy's
- The Denver Wrangler
- The Elm
- The HandleBar Tavern
- The Irish Hound
- The Irish Rover
- The Irish Snug
- The Park Tavern & Restaurant
- The Pioneer
- The Rackhouse Pub
- The Whiskey Bar
- Three Dogs Tavern
- Three Lions Pub
- Vesper Lounge
- Wyman's No. 5
- Wynkoop Brewing Company
- Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
- Edgewater
- Englewood
- Fort Collins
- Grand Junction
- Gunnison
- Littleton
- Lone Tree
- Loveland
- Northglenn
- Sheridan
- Wheat Ridge
- Westminster
- District of Columbia
- Kansas
- Massachusetts
- Missouri
- Montana
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Austin
- 400 Rabbits
- Bacon
- Billy's On Burnet
- Black Star Co-Op
- Brick House Tavern + Tap
- The Drag Bar
- El Mercado
- Fast Eddie's
- Frontier
- Gibson Bar
- The Goodnight
- Gourmands
- Gourdough's Public House
- Hickory Street
- The Highball
- IN.GREDIENTS
- The Iron Bear
- Jax Neighborhood Cafe
- The Lion and Rose Pub (Westlake Hills)
- Lucy's Retired Surfer Bar
- Mister Tramps
- Moontower Saloon
- Nomad Bar
- North By Northwest Brewery (NXNW)
- Opal Divine's (Davenport Village)
- Opal Divine's (Freehouse)
- Opal Divine's (Marina)
- Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
- Pinthouse Pizza
- Red's Porch
- Scholz Garten
- Star Bar
- Strange Brew
- Third Base
- Trifecta on 3rd
- The Upper Decks
- Weirdo's
- Whip In
- Dallas
- Fort Worth
- Houston
- The Ashford Arms
- Big Woodrow's
- Cedar Creek
- Christian's Tailgate (Heights)
- Christian's Tailgate (Midtown)
- Cullen's Upscale American Grille
- Hefley's
- Hendrick's Pub & Eatery
- Jackson's Watering Hole
- Kelvin Arms
- Little J's Bar
- Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
- Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
- Little Woodrow's (Rice Village)
- Little Woodrows in the Heights
- Lucky Strike
- Luke's Icehouse (Houston)
- The Maple Leaf Pub
- Sporting News Grill
- That Pizza Place
- Taps House of Beer
- The Refinery
- Woodrow's Heights
- Irving
- Live Oak
- San Antonio
- Waco
- Austin
- Utah
- Virginia
- Washington
- Seattle
- Ballard Loft
- The Blarney Stone
- Blue Star Cafe
- Buckleys in Belltown
- Cafe Venus & Mars Bar
- The Central Saloon
- C.S. Finnegan's
- Dad Watson's
- Dante's Seattle
- The Dubliner
- Frontier Room
- Georgetown Liquor Company
- Hamburger Harry's
- The Hawk's Nest Bar and Grill
- The Highliner Pub
- Jabu's Pub
- Keys on Main
- Lunchbox Laboratory
- Madrona Ale House
- Magnolia Village Pub
- Marco Polo Bar & Grill
- Mars Cafe
- Merchants Cafe and Saloon
- Molly Maguire's
- Montlake Ale House
- Nick's Off Market
- Oskar's Kitchen
- Ozzie's Seattle
- Paddy Coyne's (Seattle - Alaskan Way)
- Paddy Coyne's (Seattle - Thomas St.)
- The Park Pub
- Pied Piper Ale House
- Quarter Lounge
- Red Papaya
- Rickshaw Restaurant & Lounge
- Saint Andrews Bar and Grill
- The Waterwheel Lounge
- The White Rabbit
- Wing Central On The Ave
- Wing Dome (Greenwood)
- Wing Dome (West Seattle)
- Tacoma
- Woodinville
- Seattle
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Let’s face it, geeks. Physicality isn’t our strong suit. I know, I know. You’re probably saying, “But, Justin, what about all the Wii Sports I play. Doesn’t that count???”
No! No, it fucking doesn’t. Stop crying!
Round four from tonight’s quiz was all about physical activity. I’m exhausted just from the question about jumping jacks. I mean I can barely finish these four McDonald’s double cheeseburgers. Better drink a couple liters of Mountain Dew to get my energy up. After that I’ll sit on my couch for EIGHT HOURS and watch reruns of How I Met Your Mother because I don’t know where the remote is.
Something has to change, guys. I’m going to start bicycling and eating more fruit. Maybe some jazzercise. Eat some kale. What is kale? That's a thing that people eat, right?
“But, Justin, that sounds haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.” **high-pitched weezing**
I know it’s hard! That’s the point.
“But, Justin, I’m pretty sure I heard Michelle Obama talking about the benefits of eating like shit, cyber-bullying on reddit for a while, and then diarrhea-ing everywhere in order to maintain a healthy weight!”
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“Who does she think she is anyway? It’s my RIGHT as an AMERICAN to be a fat slob! Fucking bitch!”
HOLD YOUR TONGUE! DON’T YOU SPEAK OF FLOTUS LIKE THAT!
“Oh, so sorry for insulting the queen of the LIBERALS! The Obamas killed Hostess so we can’t get Twinkies anymore and now they are prepping the FEMA camps as we speak!”
Holy shit, dude. You can’t possibly—
“I READ IT ALL ON INFOWARS DOT COM!!! OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE! THERE IS A WAR FOR YOUR MIND!”
Whaaaaaaaa?
“I DON’T KNOW BUT ISN’T IT DISTURBING TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL COMING OUT OF YOUR BRAIN?!?!?!?!”
**head asplode**
Tonight’s top team was In Memory of Fuzzy B & Barley with a whopping 99 points. There was a shit-load of points in this quiz. They got most of them and $30. Second place went to Top of the Muffin Top To You, despite losing two of their teammates. Bittersweet second place win!
That’s a wrap for this week. If you need me, I’ll be watching Arrested Development over and over and over and over. Get ready, couch, because we’re going to hanging out a lot.
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Good morning, geeks & nerds! We had ourselves a fun quiz last night. Lots of new faces. Who are you people??? First place and $30 went to the members of Abdul & Bone, after a furious comeback in the eighth round. Second place went to Honey Boo Boo Radley, which is my favorite team name. Ever. Ever. And ever.
Congratulations to our winners! Now here are some random thoughts on the quiz:
The first round was “Par for the Course” where each answer started with “Par…” A&E has been airing Parking Wars since 2008, further proving the point that if you want to have a successful reality show on television, pick a menial task and put “Wars” after that word. Grilling Wars. Swiffer Wars. Vajazzling Wars.
Round two featured songs about people talking behind your back. That is basically Taylor Swift’s entire oeuvre.
The third round was all about basketball slang because sports! My favorite is “Posterized” or getting dunked on. Do you think that porn stars say they got posterized when they get cu—you get the point.
Round four showed that if we ask a question about Orson Welles, 99% of you will write Citizen Kane, regardless of the answer.
And in round eight we learned that the Berenstain Bears was licensed by a vaccine manufacturer to promote inoculation in kids. Wait… did you hear that? It’s as if a million Jenny McCarthy’s suddenly cried out in terror.
And that does it for another week. I hope to see you next Saturday starting at 9.
You just got posterized by mediocrity! Boom goes the dynamite!
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Certified fresh! That is incredibly generous.
Greetings, quizzers! Tonight’s round six featured questions about the Indiana Jones trilogy (that’s right! Crystal Skull never happened! It never happened! It never happ…). I like Indiana Jones. Raiders of the Lost Ark has, and always will be, one of my favorite films. Last Crusade was a fitting end to the series (CRYSTAL SKULL NEVER HAPPENED!). I even enjoy Temple of Doom, racist sidekick and all.
If Crystal Skull taught us anything (OK, it did happen, I guess) it’s that Harrison Ford should be put out to pasture. That and Shia Lebouf should stick to yelling at transforming robots or being a hipster douchebag talking about “high art” or whatever the hell he does. Seriously, Shia. Let me remind you that you got your start on a Disney show called “Even Stevens.” You were in a movie called “Holes.” Let’s drop the “artist” act, shall we? Maybe you should just stop all together. Just stop being Shia.
Where was I? I blacked out for a minute.
My point is that Harrison Ford clearly hates all the bullshit that comes along with being known as Indiana Jones/Han Solo. I’m sure he’s appreciative of the life it’s given him, but I don’t expect to see him going to ComicCon any time soon. I love those movies, but I’m not clamoring for more, more, more. Crystal Skull SHOULD NOT have happened. Those movies had a good run. Let it be. Walk away. Just walk away.
Thanks to all the teams for coming out to quiz. It was a fun night as always. Mesmerized by the Muffintop took the top prize because they came in first place. THAT’S HOW THIS STUFF WORKS! Go 4th and Connor finished in second.
That’s it for this week. Remember, you kids leave Mr. Ford alone. He doesn’t want to be bothered with your Lost Arks or Boba Fetts! Say hi to your mother for me.