The Cheeky Monk
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Westminster, CO 80023
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That’s right, folks. Forget Dancing with the Stars, we had our own dancing stars (HA!) tonight. Olivia from Denogginizers and T.R. from Would you like to take a survey? shook what their mama’s gave them all for the second place spot and $20 to the Cheeky Monk. In the end our judges, first place Curse of the Gay Pants, decided that T.R. busted the most moves, dropped the hottest items, and got the jiggiest with it and therefore, awarded him the gift certificate. Fun times were had by all.
What else happened during this quiz, you ask? Let’s see here:
The first round was about everyone’s favorite meal: Breakfast! If you don’t like breakfast, then you might as well join the Taliban or something.
The second round was dubbed “Steve Martin’s Favorite Round” because each song had “wild” or “crazy” in the title. That’s all well and good, but I think Steve Martin’s favorite round would be something about bluegrass music if we’re being honest.
Round three featured competitive college sportsball questions. The quizzers had to name eight of the ten top level NCAA football programs with the most official wins. We say “official” because vacating wins is the most severe punishment for the act of butt-fucking children.
The fourth round was all about our corporate overlords at Disney. Walt Disney accused the Screen Actors Guild of being a Communist front during the Red Scare. Let’s not even talk about what he thought of Jews!
And in round eight, we learned that Christopher Sarantakos is a magician. What we forgot to mention was that that is Criss Angel’s real name. When I say forgot, I mean we meant to do that. Sorry for the misdirection there. When I say sorry, I’m not really. Okay, this is done.
I’ll see you all next week.