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There were 20 teams at quiz tonight. Some did well. And they won. And some did not do so well. They lost. Delicious Bumsted’s food was eaten. Drinks were served. Candy was nibbled on. Some people got drunk. Some people were sober at the end of the night. Certain people won free drinks. Matt won the email bonus prize. Congrats to 1st place winners Sequester That Filibuster and 2nd place winners, the Baby Geniuses II!
A HUGE thank you to all teams who brought friends and made sure we had 20 teams—you are amazing! <3 Remember, I need 1 more week of 20+ teams (and, of course, 20 teams regularly) in order to hire a score-keeper. Because of shitty work stuff, I will be away for the next two weeks…but Lady Busty & Caribbean Joe will take good care of you!
See you next week for more shenanigans!