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I didn't ask for a sexual European nation last night. I asked for a specific central European nation. But since we are on the subject, Germany has always been a fine producer of porn. Exquisite, no non-sense, with a flair for the artistic coupled with a European sensibility. Then there's smut. The kind of porn that makes you want to jack it raw because your penis doesn't deserve the common courtesy that is baby oil while you watch an old VHS in your parent's filthy cellar. It's the kind of porn that makes everything coming out of Japan resemble an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Even bronies are disgusted when they see you. And what country has produced this? Denmark, of course. The Color Climax Corporation - creators of such lovely titles as Sex Bizarre, Sucking Daddy, and the acclaimed Animal Farm - were responsible for...you know what, I can't type any more about it. That company is too much for me (don't search Google for any of those, by the way). And this coming from a guy that was talking about snowballing earlier this morning.
Last night's quiz ended in a three-way tie for first place, leading to another sudden death round. Booze was imbibed. I don't remember much of what happened toward the end and after the quiz. Laughs were had. Handies were given. A good time was had by all.
Wait, no, there weren't any handies last night. Sorry about that, Logan G.