Casey's Bistro and Pub
7301 E 29th Ave
Denver, CO 80238
Thursdays: 9:00 PM
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Good morning and salutations. Fun times were had by all on a chilly Thursday night at Casey’s. We aren’t afraid of the cold like some people are. And by “some people” I really mean “pussies.”
Our speed round on Star Trek provided an important service last night. Namely it pointed who in the audience is still a virgin. We had two perfect scores on that round and it’s safe to assume that those two teams have never seen a vagina that wasn’t on their computer screen. I’m not knocking them, I’m simply pointing it out. And as for the team that put Spock Cock Party IV, everyone knows that they only made three of those. Get your shit together.
A quick word on the Batman; yes, Batman has no superpowers and he’s just a rich acrobat who misses his dead parents, but he’s still way cooler than all the other Super Friends. I mean, Aquaman is super lame. You talk to fish? Go fuck yourself. And Superman is too much of a goodie goodie to be any fun. And the less said about Wendy and Marvin, the better. The dog was way more compelling than the two of them combined. So, in closing, Batman is the best member of the Super Friends and also the best superhero ever. Eat a dick, Spider-Man.
I’ve been listening to Boys Don’t Cry by the Cure a lot this past week. The reasons for it are none of your business, but that’s one of my favorite songs right now. On the flip side, the movie Boys Don’t Cry is very, very different. For one thing, she doesn’t wear nearly as much lipstick as Fat Bob. So if you haven’t seen it yet and are expecting a biopic about Robert Smith, you have been warned. Very much not the same thing.
Oh, internet memes. I am a little ashamed to say that I knew every single one of them as soon as I opened the file. I’ll be honest, I spend far too much time on the internet. I’m trying to wean myself off of it, but it’s really hard when you have so much free time and so little ambition. At least it’s not heroin or My Little Pony. Those are addictions I just can’t get on board with.
That’s all for today, kids. I’m going to try and see the Artist before Sunday, because I like movies and as I said last night, it just looks so fucking charming.