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So, quite a few amazing things haven’t to me while doing quiz, but last night had to be the apex. Having not even heard of Get The Gringo before last night’s quiz, I didn’t pay it much mind. Oh, goodie, somebody let Mel Gibson make another movie, so he has to stay in the public consciousness long enough to unleash another tirade against Jews, Blacks, and his ex wife that I’ll be forced to hear and see everywhere. Great.
But then something amazing happened. While reading the answer to that question, what appeared on the giant screen to my left? A fucking commercial for Get The Fucking Gringo. Holy fuck, universe. That was the best timing ever. I am so grateful that I got to have that moment, where the dark lord Gibson felt the need to demonstrate his power. I’m going to be honest, I checked under my bed for him last night. And I had to sleep with the lights on.
Okay, let’s address the whole Mary Kate and Ashley versus the Coreys issue; A lot of you thought the GImme Pizza question was about the Coreys, since we used the term coke fiend duo. Now, not only is that the perfect name for my new script, where Haim and Feldman are doped superheroes, but you’ll note that we said that they were future coke fiends in 1995. The Coreys were coke fiends long before that. And by the way, if you are ever invited to a sleepover with a Corey, don’t go. It will only end with a late night trip to the emergency room, where they’ll just dump you out front.
That’s all for today. Remember we’re going to start a Facebook fan page to convince Loggins and Messina to tour with Devoe. Be sure to like and share so we can make this a reality.