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What a night, what a night! I have finally arrived as Quizmistress Extraordinaire! There must have been something in the water this week because 14 teams showed up to play, and there were finally some teams that broke that 80 point mark. It was a-mah-zing and a nail biter to boot.
Our one-man team, Jonathan Livingston Smeagol was in 3rd place until the last round and would have taken a prize if he had jokered differently. Our long-time champs The Winners, By Unanimous Decision were in the lead going into the Kingmaker round but lost by just one point to Holy See You Later. Turd Ferguson redeemed themselves from a terrible showing the week before to take 3rd place. It was the perfect night for them to bring out the big guns as well because our beloved Jeremy has played his last quiz at Lumpy's. He will be moving to Hawaii, that bastard. Take me with you!! And finally, Gar's team had the best name of the evening again going with Pope Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger Emeritus.
I'm mostly just astounded at how many people came out to play. Best ever. I'm not gonna beg too much…please please please come back next week and forever! Be my friends! I may have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off to get pictures, but ya know, who doesn't love a headless chicken in a skirt? We had a bunch of new comers and some pub quiz newbies. I love yelling at people who don't expect it. I'm all nice and innocent when you walk in, then 8 pm hits and I get to spend 2 hours calling you all idiots and heckling you. Looooove it!! So…bring your friends? Everyone needs to spend a night being berated by a good-lookin' lady. Alright, sickos, that is not meant to be sexual. Yuck.
Enjoy the beautiful pics of this week's teams. Come back again. Bring your friends. Let me heckle you.
Lots o' love,
P.S. We'll miss you Jeremy!