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Lumpys Downtown
145 Pier Point Ave
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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11:11 PM, July 26, 2012
Scores
Ex Post Factorial 65
Delicate Geniuses 54
Dicktowel.com part deux 47
You Put the P U in Pussy 45
Lando's Calzone Rises Again 36
That's A Bingo!
Gar


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Gracie's-Tuesdays, The Tap Room-Wednesdays 		Ryan (Gar)

Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

He's a huge fan of Jeopardy, going so far as to acquire Alex Trebek's former mustache, which causes him to look like Ron Swanson. Mustache got Delilah'd

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits propels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

The lovely people at Banagrams gave us a copy of their new and super sweet game ZIP-IT to give for the e-mail bonus question prize, and since he was the only one that turned in an answer, Hiatt went home with it (sign up for the e-mail, you dunguses). What else did he go home with? All but one of the bonus question prizes, including, but not limited to, an ANCIENT bingo ball turner. Lumpy's definitely wins the most random/awesome bonus question prizes prize.

At some point during the quiz i ate shit when my well eroded flip-flop met a beer spill on the floor. Although my cat-like reflexes didn't save me falling on my ass, they saved me from serious injury. Nonetheless I had my Life-Alert safely around my neck had something gone awry.

The audio rounds caused many a quizzer to wax wroth this eve. If anything, i believe this to be a symptom of the USA's ethnocentric education system. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

The positions on the scoreboard remained steadfast throughout the night, meaning that third place belonged to DickTowel.com Part Deux, second to Delicate Geniuses, and, of course, first place to Ex Post Factorial. As a result of the unyielding generosity of the fine people of Lumpy's, all three of these teams went home with gift certificates. Add this to the fact that Lumpy's has both incredible chicken wings AND nachos and you've got yourself a mighty fine quiz venue. Fuck the Twilight Concert Series, you belong here each Thursday night.

-Gar