Dublin's Street Pub (Las Cruces)
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM 88001
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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I'M BACK BITCHES! Yeah it was only for one night but so what? I put the "Master" back in Quizmaster! I put the "Mastur" back in masturbation! waitaminute
Scoremistress Kathy and I were back in action last night thanks in part to Seth having to dig his way out the shallow grave I dug....uh...personal business. I seemed to have not lost my touch. Seth is doing a great job, but I have to give him a verbal smack down just because I can. And I may not get another chance!
I wept a tear when I counted 26 teams that showed up for my reunion quiz. All the old favorites were there including some newbies and some weirdos. BTW Kathy rocked as usual!
For those of you trying to figure out what the dates in blog title mean....it is the last time I QMed to the most recent.
Well enough about me...on with my dissection of last night's events:
My favorite team name of the evening has to go to Steve Jobs' life didn't flash before his eyes because Apple doesn't support Flash! I'm still chuckling over this one.
It's nice to know that the teams haven't gotten any smarter since I QMed the last time.
Neither Pac Man nor Ethel was the correct answer regarding the 80's title character created by American Greetings.
We all do agree that Kate Gosselin is a stupid babymaking, bitch-whore who has the I.Q. of any Justin Bieber fan (that's not a compliment)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show sounds nothing like All About Eve. Although I think Betty Davis would have killed as Dr. Frank N Furter!
I smelled SHORT BUS while reading one team's response to the question involving the group Brian Jones got kicked out of: The drummer from Def Leopards only got one arm (dee dee dee=Carlos Mencia reference)
To the team that spelled Led Zepplin, "Lead", you now have to give up your last remaining brain cell, and are no longer aloud to listen to anything except shit like Bow Wow, Bieber, and Celine Dion!
I do want to say I was surprised that I didn't have to use my heavily researched comebacks against the assholes who shout out the answers because there were no shouters! Nice.
Since I have this moment, I am going to shamelessly plug myself and my Wife. I am a writer and will Ghost write or turn your novel into a screenplay. MY Wife is Editor-Extraordinaire and will edit your writing. There are fees but extremely reasonable. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org for more details! AND QUIT SENDING MIDGET PORN TO MY EMAIL!
Seth will be back next week so I have homework for all of you: pick a word or phrase for your team name that Seth will have to pronounce. :)
It's time for me to go back into deactivation mode until next time...
Oh yeah Show me Your Ripples, "Generic Team Name" & That one guy all at one time had more than 6 people at their table so they were penalized. So bleah!