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Dublin's Street Pub (Las Cruces)
1745 E University
Las Cruces, NM 88001
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:27 AM, July 04, 2012
Scores
Thug Life 75

Mayberry Mourners 73

Merkin Munchers 71

Knitted Finger Puppet Thumbscrews 71

So long and Thanks for all the Fish 64

Fried Pickles for the Wee Lads 60

Felonious Drunks 50

No Idea 50

Sara is soooooo Clever 50

Los Basketball playing Ninjas from Tijuana wearing Cowboy Hats in Afghanistan 49

Fistful of Cowbell 48

Thwarting Coitus 48

Ganja Warriors: You can't O.D. on Weed...WE'VE TRIED! 47

Steben & the Silver Bullets 46

Rural Jurors 43

Chlorophiliacs get lots of Wood 41

Medium Pimpin' 41

I pull out but my Couch doesn't 40

Stop stealing our team name, you uncreative Bastards! 38

My little Bacon, Breakfast is Magic 37

Girls 35

Wolf Pharaohs 30

My Couch pulls out but I don't 27

Animal House 21

Too much Blood in my Alcohol Stream 16

5 Chicks and a guy (Awesome) 16

Patio Furniture Fuckers 13

Keeping it Riehl


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Tuesday nights at 8pm at Dublin's Street Pub Sunday nights at 6:30pm at Dublin's Street Pub
Alan Riehl (Keeping it Riehl)

It's bragging time!  I have been with GWD since January 12, 2010 at Dublin's Street Pub in Las Cruces, NM.  I have published 4 novels since 2005: Angel Falls, Married Alive, and The Treasure of Akkad.  I wrote two plays:  Angel Falls and Online (which is being produced).  I wrote the screenplay for a 5 minute animated short for Dooglamoo Studios.  I co-wrote a horror screenplay.  I wrote a ahlf hour episode for the horror TV show The Witching Hour entitled Writer's Block which was accepted and is in production.  I have emceed several non-profit events and have creted several events as well.  I am in the process of creting a Writer's Festival and Stephen King wants to be me when he grows up.  (Stephen if you're reading this, you know I love you man!)  I have over 9 years experience in radio and about the same in television.  I like the ladies and I appreciate the bevy of beauties that grace Dublin's week in and week out just to see me.  I also created the GWD Olympics which is now an annual event at Dublin's.

I have now written a screenplay from my produced play: Online; a British Sitcom Pilot; and I am working on my first novel as a Mini-Series!  Writing rocks!

Oka seriously...27 teams?   We're going to need a warehouse to fit all the Geeks in Las Cruces if this keeps up.  We are getting new teams and returning teams and old teams and borrowed teams and blue teams, but everybody has heard the word that Geeks Who Drink is the hottest thing to hit Las Cruces since my wife!!!!  Although with great power comes great responsibility, and that responsibility rests on the ever-capable, strong-like-bull shoulders of yours truly.  I take my Geek responsibilities very seriously to the point where I wanted to see how many times  "responsibilities" comes up in a paragraph.  I count 4!

But all seriousness aside, the more teams we get; the more testosterone flows through Dublin's like cream corn through my bowels.  The ladies are not immune either of course.  Maybe I shouldn't play the theme from Mortal Kombat as the opening theme.  Maybe it riled the teams up into thinking that they were Raiden battling Fu Manchu or whoever the hell they have in that game.  Maybe now I just want to see how many times "maybe" makes an appearance.  Do your own counting this time!

Be that as it may, the fires were heating in everyone's soul and it all started with the team of Stop Stealing our team name, you uncreative bastards!  They claimed that the team My Couch pulls out, but I don't, actually stole that name from them and is now causing bad mojo to the Stop Stealing team, simply because they were the previous owners of said name, and the new owners are constantly in the bottom five.  The Stop Stealing team added less confusion by commiting fission and adding I pull out, but my Couch doesn't to their resume.  All of this bickering has caused me to write run-on sentences which sucks.  Let me resolve this by saying......PICK ANOTHER NAME, or copyright that one and charge any team using it a plug nickle, because that's what it's worth.

The one veteran player was so full of Red Bull that he pushed aside a Ganja Warrior to win a bonus question, and was dancing around the bonus area so much that he loosened a speaker wire.  No more energy drinks for you.  Just go from Red Bull to the normal bull like always......REMEMBER THE CRYBABY AWARD......And also please note that I didn't name names so, if anyone bitches about the aforementioned last two events, they will then reveal themselves as the culprit.  Elementary my dear Geeks.

Mortal Kombat continues as a team member from Knitted Finger Puppet Thumbscrews went head to head with a member of Merkin Munchers to break the tie for 3rd Place.  The rep from the Munchers started taking off his clothes and therefore forced me to stop the performance art dancing.  Needles to say he won for the Munchers and is guest-starring in the new Geeks version of Magic Mike.

Someone decided that I should delve into Mortal Kombat last night, which is always a mistake because I never lose.... Score Mistress Kathy was walking around checking for rule breakers and found one!  She told this team member from 5 chicks and guy (awesome) to put away her phone since she was texting during a round.  The perp was rude and showed tude and that was her final mistake.  I performed a Finishing Move to their team by not only zeroing out the 8th round for them, but also letting everyone know that if they have mess the Score Mistress, they're going to get my wrath, fury, and other words involving retribution.  Lightning flashed and thunder rolled as I ended the Mortal Kombat by declaring MYSELF the winner and still champion of Geeks.  It's always all about the Quizmaster; don't you know that by now?  

Congrats to our back-to-back champs: Thug Life!  And thanks for everyone (for the most part) being organized and fun-loving little Geeks!   

Happy 4th of July and give it up for the Men and Women of the Armed Forced of our United States of America!!!!