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Hello fellow geeks! Big shout out to the Fear Boners tonight, they got first in every scoring round and reigned big dick supreme as champions of the entire contest. All other teams should really get on to their knowleddge train.
Can you tell that I, your QM did not write this? Wait, it gets better:
So anyways, tonight reminded of a time when I was in high school. I was the working as a room maintenance professional at a hotel in Boulder. One night I was working on a room on the top floor that desparately needed renovation. Halfway into the renovation the Chipotle I ate during my lunch break started to disagree with me and I needed to rock the candy apple splatters. Unfortunately I soon came to realize that this one room's toliet was out of order and the only way to relieve myself was at the bottom of a rickety 5 minute elevator ride to the lobby. In a panic, the only solution I could come to was to drop one in a WHITE pillow case that I stripped from the bed, which I quickly disposed of out the top floor window. Relieved, I tossed the evidence out the window and wuickly forgot about it. After I was able to maintenance the room I went down to the lobby to collect the next assignment. As I left the elevator and walked toward the service counter I noticed a man come into the hotel off the street out of the corner of my eye. He looked quite sickly to me (pale and clammy lol). I walked up to him, concerned, and quickly asked him, "Hey buddy, are you O.K.?" To which he responded, "I don't know man.... I just saw a ghost... And I beat the SHIT out of it!!!!"
Um, yeah, that wasn't my blog. That was my guest blogger/quizzer. He's like a ghost writer.