That’s a little hyperbolic, considering Jason Hart is not technically dead, just dead to us. That’s what happens when you decide to move away from the Quiz Capital of the United States to the barren, no-quiz-having wasteland of the Pacific Northwest. (Take that, Seattle!) That’s right, just because his wife is going to get Doctor Lessons (pfft!) in Oregon, this guy wants to leave all of this *writer waves hand in the air like Price is Right model, naked and alone in dark apartment* behind.

So anyway, it was Mr. Hart’s last quiz-playing hurrah (in Denver, at least). Not his last night being a quizmaster, that comes later.

Classy

And yeah, we all got a bit crunk as the night wore on. In fact, I almost had to fight Homeless Lil Wayne for the privilege of standing on the corner of Larimer and 22^nd.  But whatever, we all won the night.

Listen, Jason Hart, we all love you and hope the best for you. Except for the fact that you’re dead to us once you leave Denver. Just sayin’.

Big ups to Logan for scoring R6 for me.

We love you, Jason Hart, no matter how racist you may or may not be.

And here's a video of Jason not being racist for the first time ever forever:

Actually, now that I think abou it, that's totally fucking racist.

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