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See what I did there? I incorporated a bunch of round themes into a nonsensical title; you're welcome.
Quite the facade last night at The Elm. I showed up to a very quiet, empty restaurant and wound up with a awesome showing of teams, and I drank two glasses of wine like an old white lady and got tipsy. It was appropriate because Devin came to keep me company, and she has been trained by her mom to pour the last of your first glass of wine into the next, so as to still appear like a lady-- a lady never has more than one glass of wine in front of her at a time, don't you realize this?!
So Tips-Face J (my name I just gave myself to represent me last night) ran a quiz with a lot of great teams contending! We had two 1 person teams, one of them didn't do so well (it was Devin, but she was drinking wine too and didn't mind), and the other wound up in the top ranks! I tried to express to all the other teams that they should feel really stupid and terrible for losing to a one man team, since only the WINNING team beat them (Z-Unit), but I'm not sure how much my patronizing worked. I think it was because both the Round 2: Wine, Women, and Song and Round 8: Random Knowledge were pretty hit or miss with all the teams. I was pleased by the way our Round 3: Say When: Where the Hell am I? went, none of the teams stopping, lost points, bravo!
Anything else to note? Ummm, I'm a big fan of the movie Airplane, if you haven't seen it or don't remember it, I think it would be in your best interest to netflix that shit post haste.