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And there might've been a slight irregularity there, with second and third places maybe being switched around, but you guys are so sweet-natured that it was easy to fix. At any other establishment I would've been beaten up and gutted like a pig, or at least verbally abused.
Congrats to Shadynasty (am I saying that right? Shady-nasty, right?), our first place team. The secret of their success? A jokered 14 in the music round and a perfect book-naming round.
It was neck and neck between What the fuck is the Internet? and Something with Uranus. In the end, that vast series of tubes prevailed over my anus. Though I just have to say, I've never met a classier team than Something with Uranus -- hold your heads high, Uranus, you done good and you've got morals and character that will stand you in good stead throughout life, not just at quiz.
Here's something that will stand everyone in good stead for the rest of their lives -- A Field Guide to Petes of North America:
Prickly Pete: A shriveled, green, spiky, three-pronged dildo -- with a smiley face on it.
Sneaky Pete: A quality two-piece pool cue designed to look like a lower-end, one-piece house cue. Used by pool hustlers to camouflage the fact that they're pool hustlers with classy equipment.
Pistol Pete: Your dad's favorite basketball player.
Willie Pete: Military slang for white phosphorus, which burns the hell out of you.
Pete (Disney character): The Disney character that no one knows or cares about. He's a cat, apparently.
Pete's Kitchen: The place that won't admit patrons unless they blow a 0.20 blood alcohol content and serves delicious food that looks like this.
Illegal Pete: Like Chipotle, but shittier.
Good night, Prickly Pete. May our paths cross again.