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So, it turns out that I am not David Lee Roth and I can’t get away with yelling, “after the quiz, I’m going to fuck your girlfriend!” I also can’t rock spandex or do amazing midair splits. But, I’ve also never been kicked out of Van Halen and replaced with Sammy Hagar. So I guess on that front, I win.
It was good to be back at Pete’s. You may be wondering where I was the week before. I was in Beautiful Austin for somewhat attractive if you’ve been drinking Geek Bowl. It was a blast. And to those of you who didn’t make it this year, there’s always next year. But that said, you’re still dead to me.
I talked a little bit last night about the movie the Butcher Boy. Apparently nobody but me has seen this movie and that’s a goddam shame. It is a wonderful piece of dark comedy and I recommend checking it out as soon as possible. In fact stop reading this and go watch it. Right now.
Liberace. What can we say about Liberace that hasn’t already been said? I’ll say this, before it closed, his museum in Vegas was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen and I’ve a homeless guy fight a guy on a bike. Hell, the cost of admission is worth it just to see his costume room. I mean, between the short shorts he wore for his Fourth of July special and the giant Easter egg he emerged from for his Easter special, there really was no need for him to officially come out. We pretty much knew.
That’s all for today, kids. But I’d like to send a message to one person out there; Mike Piazza, you are not fooling anyone. As soon as you can be honest about who you are, the happier you will be.