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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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3:12 PM, August 09, 2012
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Fisted Sister 62
Wood For Sheep 57
Wizard Sleeves 54
To Catch A Pelican 53
One Lucky Monkey 52
Kittens Inspired By Accidental Olympic Erections 52
Smitty Werben Jagermon Jensen 52
Bob Lob Law 48
Bat Wing And The Goat 41
1 Fireball From Nudity 40
It's A Dry Heat 37
The Meow Chutters 36
Older But Not Wiser 35
Brian and Something I Can't Read 12
Strikeforce 5
Mattdog 2
Kicking Ass, America Style, at the TRAILHEAD!
The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches. 		Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken slings burritos, hates people (see her neck tattoo), and really doesn't care about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other ventures at Examiner and Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

Brecken poses the final question: "What Chilli Wigwam?"

I'm not going to lie: I hate the Olympics and I hate outer space, two facts about me I know I've shared more than once. But between kicking ass in the medal count and putting Curiosity on Mars, I am fucking proud to be an American. Every other country on this planet can suck our collective red, white and blue asses. Am I right, Trailhead? I know I am. You all whooped it up enough last night to confirm that.

Speaking of things kicking asses, Fisted Sister hit the seven wins in a row mark. Granted, I'm way too lazy to look up if that's an actual record, but I think it was Mark Twain who said, "A Quizmaster is never wrong." So, yeah: that's a record.

But alas, things can't always stay Lemon Drop bright, my dear quizzers. No, usually they turn Jager dark. And sticky. And thick. I have it on good authority that a coup might be a brewin' in the House of Fisted Sister. A revolt that will tear the walls of the Trailhead and a reorganization that will test the very laws of time, space, and friendship. To quote President Lincoln: "If by the mere force of numbers a majority should deprive a minority of any clearly written constitutional right, it might, in a moral point of view, justify revolution". And by god, I'm pretty sure winning the quiz and buying team shots and one for your QM are contitutional rights.

Just what will happen? Show up next week and see, quizzlings. Show up and see.

On a final note, just because you didn't get raped in South Africa during the month you were there does not mean that they do not have over 1300 reported rapes a day. It just means that either you didn't get raped, you didn't report it, or you don't work in South African law enforcement. I know my facts. Just ask Mark Twain.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

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