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What is it about me? Do I have some sort of "Hey, you're kind of creepy. Let's chat!" vibe when I'm on the mic? I really like to give off more of a "Why don't you go fuck yourself and if you touch my laptop again I'm going to STAB YOU!" feel, but maybe I'm doing it wrong. What do you think, Trailheaders? Do I need to change my (non)approach?
Per usual, we rocked it. Actually, Fisted Sister rocked it, with 77 points and their sixth win in a row. It's a double hat trick, yo! And getting kind of ridiculous. Can they be stopped? Probably, but only if I stop asking so many questions about things they know a lot about, mainly sucking dick for cash,shitting in neighbor's yards, incest, and ritualistic animal slayings.
We got to see Amber's boobs again tonight. What can I say? They might be old, but I supposed they're pretty great. You can all thank me later for your creepy sex dreams.
And for Hell's sake, Fisted Siser: BRING ME A FUCKING CAKE!
Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.
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