Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| The Dirty Ponies Yay | 75 |
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| Hey It's My 23rd Birthday Get on My Dick | 75 |
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| I Call My Dick CheneyÉ | 74 |
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| Jason Collins Scores All Over Your Rim | 68 |
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| Jason Collins' Shower Buddy | 67 |
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| Quiz on Your Face | 64 |
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| Tebow Mania | 61 |
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| The Empire Drinks Bock | 60 |
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| Swallow or Sleep in A Wet Spot | 59 |
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| DonÕt Be A Dummy Cum On Our Tummy | 56 |
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| 2nd Snafu | 55 |
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| I Like My Beer Like I Like My Violence | 55 |
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| Llamas in Pajamas | 50 |
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| Slightly Suggestive | 49 |
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| Pioneers of Beer | 49 |
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| Rastafarian Elephants | 48 |
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| The United States Postal Service | 47 |
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| Trivia Newton John | 43 |
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| Testicular Tortion | 40 |
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| Sexual Panthers | 37 |
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Tristan

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Quiz Schedule
Tuesdays 7:45p.m. at Jordan's on University and Evans
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Tristan ()
My Quizmaster style can best be described as a mix between an announcer at an NBA basketball game and Brad Neely's Dear Reader: Wizarding People. Jordan's quizzlings has the propensity for random bouts of karaoke during shitty 90's songs e.g. Ashlee Simpson, and Smashmouth. I am notorious for leading aforementioned sing alongs.
Following Kentucky Basketball is my full time job, The Avett Brothers are constantly playing in my head, and Swedish Fish, Fried Okra, and Chocolate Milk are the true keys to my heart.
I also have an inexplicable habit of breaking out in dance every time old school BlackEyedPeas songs come on. |
A Few Things We Learned Tonight:
We sat next to hilarity in a table… 21 something yr old girls who were clueless… what ensued was gold
The table to the right of us multiplied faster than rabbits in a sack
They could not grasp the concept of pub quiz
Like what is Sonic the Hedgehog?!?
Giving me questions specifically about foreign words is never a good thing
Withdrawl came into this week as 6 time defending champions and they couldn’t stack up to the pressure. As the saying goes, never call a perfect game before its actually a perfect game. But on the opposite end of the spectrum, tonight proved to be the ultimate underdog story. After attending Jordan’s for 3 years, the Dirty Ponies finally took first place honors for the first time. Congrats to our friends the Dirty Ponies. It’s My 23rd Birthday aka Withrdawl lost out in a tiebreaker and took second. And I call my Dick Cheney rounded out the top three.
We’ll be back again next week at 8pm on Tuesday at Jordan’s
If you’d like to follow me on twitter I can be found at @TristanChan
And check out my new blog www.PorchDrinking.com
Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| Detox | 79 |
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| Mirandize This! | 77 |
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| I Call My Dick Cheney Because I Shoot People in the Face | 75 |
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| Getting Schlossberged | 72 |
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| Ive Completely Given Up Because I Feel Like No One Cares | 72 |
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| Dr Sharma's Revenge | 69 |
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| April Blizzards Bring May Blow Jobs | 69 |
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| Hooked On Gin and Phonics | 69 |
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| The Only Team Not Cheating | 64 |
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| Coitus Interruptus | 62 |
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| The Butt Chuggers No Homo | 56 |
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| The Throwback Ten | 56 |
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| Helen Kilers | 55 |
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| This Mission, Like My Last Baby We Need to Abort | 53 |
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| Trivia? I Thought This Was AA | 52 |
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| Ladysmith Black Mombazo | 51 |
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| Reese Witherspoon Illegally Blonde | 45 |
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| Barely Legal | 26 |
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| Little Lebowski Urban Achievers | 15 |
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Tristan

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Quiz Schedule
Tuesdays 7:45p.m. at Jordan's on University and Evans
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Tristan ()
My Quizmaster style can best be described as a mix between an announcer at an NBA basketball game and Brad Neely's Dear Reader: Wizarding People. Jordan's quizzlings has the propensity for random bouts of karaoke during shitty 90's songs e.g. Ashlee Simpson, and Smashmouth. I am notorious for leading aforementioned sing alongs.
Following Kentucky Basketball is my full time job, The Avett Brothers are constantly playing in my head, and Swedish Fish, Fried Okra, and Chocolate Milk are the true keys to my heart.
I also have an inexplicable habit of breaking out in dance every time old school BlackEyedPeas songs come on. |
A Few Things We Learned Tonight:
Yes of course, Shantytowns were spawned from Obamacare
Apparently the Italian Job was a classic gangster movie?
How Prince got away with top 40 hits with titles written by a 14 yr old’s text messages… we will never know.
Tonight’s quiz was a true horse race with Detox starting strong falling back a bit and racing to the front in the final round to take first. The Detox team has now won 6 straight weeks in a row… will anyone be able to stop this wrecking crew? Mirandize This! Put together a great rally of their own and I Call My Dick Cheney Because I Shoot People in the Face saw their first podium appearance since playing under that team name.
We’ll be back again next week at 8pm on Tuesday at Jordan’s
If you’d like to follow me on twitter I can be found at @TristanChan
And check out my new blog www.PorchDrinking.com
Jordan's Bistro and Pub
2363 E Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80210
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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Scores
| Better Late Than Pregnant No STU | 80 |
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| Margaret Thatchers Fuckeulogy | 79 |
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| Kevin Ware's Tibia | 77 |
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| Hairy Pussycatz | 72 |
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| Dragon Slayers | 66 |
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| I Quizzed My Pants | 66 |
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| And in First Place with 927,412 Points | 64 |
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| I Call My Dick Cheney Because I Shoot People in the Face | 64 |
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| The Justice League | 64 |
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| Shooting a Rifle Up in The Air While Knees Deep in Squeeling Hog | 61 |
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| You Down with MPP? Yeah You Know Me | 56 |
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| Mapplethorpe | 56 |
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| Team Gnarly Whal | 56 |
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| Marika is Not Clever | 56 |
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| Getting Schlossberged | 54 |
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| I Pay Midgets to Go Up On Me | 54 |
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| Just Wanna Have Fun | 50 |
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| The Cheddah From Down Undah | 47 |
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| Metamoure | 42 |
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| The Hufalufaguses | 41 |
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| Seamen of the Beagle | 25 |
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| Ioneers | 15 |
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| 708 | 4 |
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Tristan

Twitter Facebook Web
Quiz Schedule
Tuesdays 7:45p.m. at Jordan's on University and Evans
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Tristan ()
My Quizmaster style can best be described as a mix between an announcer at an NBA basketball game and Brad Neely's Dear Reader: Wizarding People. Jordan's quizzlings has the propensity for random bouts of karaoke during shitty 90's songs e.g. Ashlee Simpson, and Smashmouth. I am notorious for leading aforementioned sing alongs.
Following Kentucky Basketball is my full time job, The Avett Brothers are constantly playing in my head, and Swedish Fish, Fried Okra, and Chocolate Milk are the true keys to my heart.
I also have an inexplicable habit of breaking out in dance every time old school BlackEyedPeas songs come on. |
A Few Things We Learned Tonight:
Last night the pronunciation police was out in full force
It’s EZ motha fuckin E
In case you didn’t hear him he said Buenas Tardes
Count sixfingered man was not an actual character
We all know a little Alaskan Bastard somewhere
Great night once again at Jordan’s we had a full rambunctious crowd with some old familiar faces returning. In the end, Better Late than Pregant stole the show with a first place finish. Maraget Thatcher’s Fuckeulogy barely missed out by one point and took second and Kevin Ware’s Tibia put together an impressive rally to take third.
We’ll be back again next week at 8pm on Tuesday at Jordan’s
If you’d like to follow me on twitter I can be found at @TristanChan
And check out my new blog www.PorchDrinking.com