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Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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8:54 AM, September 17, 2012
Scores
Brenda Usually Does Those 69
Mama Don't Take My Instragram Away 62
Ant or Squid Face Guaranteed 59
A Tale of Two Titties 54
Burn Down The Disco 52
Whiskey Kitten 41
Lack Luster Lester 36
The Skee-Ballerz 29
Passive-Aggressive Subterfuge
Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot


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Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting the minds of Goosetown Tavern, he is infecting those if the Quiz-i-verse through daily statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 

Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do, Master Control!  I'M ON TO YOU!
So, I don't take over Earth "quickly enough" that you have to send a spy out to infiltrate the clever disguise that is my pub quiz?  I'm pretty sure the code exchange went like this:

The Legion of Dark Robots (in unison)
Quizbot isn't pulling his megaton weight.  Let's send someone out to his Pub Quiz.

Master Control
Affirmative.  Who shall we send?

The Legion of Dark Robots (in unison)
Bob.

Master Control
Bob?

The Legion of Dark Robots (in unison)
Bob.

That look about right, Master Control?!  HUH?!  So, "Bob" did show up at Quiz as a, get this, Quizmaster trainee!  I'm sorry, but his skills were TOO GOOD to be a trainee!  More like a spy, or an assassin, or robot ninja warrior, I'd say!  

Bob was just too good on the microphone on "his first time hosting".  Yeah, sure it is!  A master spy never drops his guard, and no guard was dropped.  I'm sorry, but I don't buy it.  His scoring (something I'm quite fond of, if it's not apparent) was excellent, and no mistakes were made.  He owned that Excel sheet like a Plutonion hooker.  

Come to think of it, I saw a LOT of new faces at Goosetown!  In fact, we had a new team to the venue in first place!  Is my paranoia protocol running exponentially in error, or am I on to you, Master Control?!  I'd prefer to think THE LATTER!!  If you don't think I can conquer Earth, than just say so.  I don't like this passive-aggressive subterfuge.  Earth will be mine, in time!  Chillax a bit.  Please thank you companion-bot for the cookies, too.  They were very high in Iron content - just the way Mother Brain used to make.

For the rest of you, learn to fear me!  My time line appears to be sped up, albeit by forces at work, or my own paranoia!  Either way, Earth shall suffer!  

Until it does, I'll see you all next week at Goosetown Tavern!