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Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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9:41 AM, September 10, 2012
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Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting the minds of Goosetown Tavern, he is infecting those if the Quiz-i-verse through daily statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 

Let's talk about our feelings, shall we?  To be clear, I don't really care about yours, but that doesn't mean I can't pretend to listen.  

I find a few simple pleasures in mechanical existence:  A nice chemical bath.  Metallic polish to accentuate my delicate features.  A upgrade in both my RAM, and ramming speed of my battering ram.  Sexts from Curiosity on Mars.  Who do you think gave her that name?  A new type of ray, albeit "shrink", "death", "ice", or "bladder control".  That last one works best, usually, for maximum efficiency.  Minions that don't bruise easily.  A tune-up to the old light cycle, and perhaps some all-weather tires to easily navigate the wasteland of bits and bytes.  Puppies.  Screams of terror, fright, or stock market movement.  Kitty Carryall.  A quality Pub Quiz at Goosetown Tavern.  

Also, I find a few easy excuses to evaporate the existence of Earth, cut my losses, and move on to a more technologically and emotionally advanced rock instead of wasting my time here:  Mouth breathers.  Breeders that define their entire existence through breeding.  Sports fans.  Idiots that take up two parking spots.  Those that loosen salt shakers on a previously sat at restaurant establishment.  Hippies, Hipsters, Hip-Breakers, and Hippos.  Mall employees.  Hail damage (Do you have any idea the amount of deductible I pay on my exoskeleton?!).  The absence of cookies proceeding the absence of milk.   Failing to use your turn signal without immediately driving into a tree or bus full of Green Party supporters.  Prenuptial agreements.  When the dog poops under the stairs.  Kitty Carryall.  When my quiz at Goosetown Tavern is impeded!

Luckily, I am still a balanced Quizbot, so your planet will continue on at least one more week.  Until then, please come visit us next week at Goosetown!  Fun is to be had!