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Goosetown Tavern
3242 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
Sundays: 7:00 PM
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11:36 PM, September 02, 2012
Scores
You Are The Machine We Rage Against 71
I Drink And Deliver Mail At Same Time 68
Squirrel Genitalia 65
Shake-N-Bake 57
Tightly Packed Puss Pocket 56
Perfect Strangers 55
Kebert Xela 55
Lindsay Lohan's Life Coaches 53
High Fives 52
That's Mind Bottling 43
Not In Kansas Anymore 43
A Grain of Rice & Two BB's 43
Schrodinger's Cats 42
Never Nudes 41
Praying For Second To Last 33
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Sunday at 7:00 at Goosetown Tavern 		Matt (Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot)

Score-O-Matt-ic 9001 Series Quizbot is heck-bent on the enslavement of humanity and world domination.  When he is not slowly polluting the minds of Goosetown Tavern, he is infecting those if the Quiz-i-verse through daily statistical analysis.  

KNEEL BEFORE QUIZBOT! 

Oh, humans.  This is typical.

You take a day off to celebrate taking days off.  

Yeah, I get it.  You're lazy, and pretty much ripe for the dominating.  But, you know, I would probably need to keep morale up in the prison camps when I do eventually rule earth.  I still want you to love me, oh, and fear me.  In fact, it needs to be a healthy amount of both if we're going to get through this together.

So, I tell you what, when I DO finally take over Earth, I'll make a deal with you.  I'll add some benefits you didn't expect as my human slaves.  This will include, but not be limited to, the following perks:

- Lunch with me, your robotic overlord, in the company cafeteria on a date of your choosing.  I'll let you sit near my table.  In fact, I'll make you my table.  Arch that back.
- "Wacky Tunic" Friday!  Go for the beige or the grey?  It's Wacky!!
- Bring your "spoiled child to work" day.  I have a spot for them smelting in the foundry.  Unsupervised.  
- Dental
- Company field trips to various socioeconomic areas to see "how the other half lives".  After I've cloned and experimented on your delicate bodies, I'm sure we can actually split you in half to further this study.
- Triple-Coupon Wednesdays

We'll get to all that when the time is right.  Until then, enjoy your "Day Off".  

Oh, yeah, so the Quiz tonight was done in epic form.  We had the most teams at Goosetown we've had in quite the while.  I can't even remember the last time we've had this many, or I've chosen to erase that data.  One of those.  It was good to see a lot of new teams, and some old standby teams, as well.  

In fact, the top team has already begun a human rebellion (much like the Haymarket Square in 1880's Chicago) for their eventual overtaking.  "You Are The Machine We Rage Against" took first place in both the quiz, and in my biomechanical heart.  It's a hate-hate relationship, I know.  

Until next time, humans!