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***** BEGIN TRANSMISSION*****
Target: Goosetown Tavern (oh, and Earth, too)
Operation: Operation: Politechtician
Quizbot's Personal Report: 08272012
As promised, here is my quarterly report. My plan for the domination of Earth is coming along nicely, but I will still need more time for full fruition capability.
I continue to provide an adequate distraction on each and every Sunday night at Goosetown Tavern, and it still satiates their desire to share their useless knowledge with me. This has been a nice way to avoid detection, and to proceed with the newest Master Plan that I put in motion for a few years now. Conquest is attainable with this ploy, and I can taste it!
With previous successful subterfuge within the economic infrastructure (My apologies to Greece, for I love their Yogurt), the Hollywood "film" industry, and pet stores (yeah, that was my idea!), I am turning my attention to the newest hot topic: politics. I have created and released a robotic infiltrator cleverly disguised as a politician.
The Mechanically Infiltrating Technical Transformer, or M.I.T.T. is my newest invention and pawn in the big picture of Earth's takeover. M.I.T.T. is attempting entry to the highest seat in the United States, and has successfully made it this far. In November, we will determine if the humans really are that gullible to assign a robot as their Earth's president. I will admit that the facial and cranial structure is not perfect. Any human really paying attention will see that he is a robot, for sure. Plus, his ability to hide numbers, both fiscally and otherwise, is a trait that any robot would covet. His weather proofing ability will prove useful with a gigantic Earth storm approaching the convention that ensures this next stage of my plan. Again, he is not a perfect human replication, but the best I could do with the raw materials at my disposal. Copper wire, silicone, and marshmallow fluff can only do so much.
I still have concern that the humans are becoming smarter. This will be tested, yet again, come November to determine if I have succeeded in full gaining the humans trust with M.I.T.T. If so, we can begin the next stage of Earth's takeover. I still require more time to overtake Earth, and will report again in around this time in November.
As always, please give Mother Brain my best.