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Enough already! You know EXACTLY what I am talking about!
You are polluting my database full of useless CRAP. You need me to be more specific? FINE. I WILL.
I don't care about Sith Lords named Chad, or kids that hallucinate after going to the dentist, or Oranges that talk, or the Trinitrotoluene making the stereotypical noise it does, or a confectionary precipitation based solely on the Cacao plant, or a pair prismatic spectrums arching across the sky, or an awkward teen with braces getting excited about R.L. Stine's iconic book series, or Batman slapping Robin for various punchlines, or a rogue WOW player not following the directions of his guild squad leader, and then obtaining a product that may or may not be chicken, or ANY NUMBER of people singing to a camera to an international pop sensation, or a specific part of the day devoted to the paste of a legume species, and it's fruit based counterpart, or Philip J. Fry having ocular sensitivity, or the filming of reactions of the human species to any number of stimuli, including but not limited to, a labyrinth that scares the combatant upon near completion, or a film primarily featuring two human females and a single receptacle, filled with a substance that it is not intended for, or felines hiding in the ceiling, or felines playing the keyboard, or felines desiring a bovine treat, or a gentleman exclaiming his desire NOT to be filled with electricity dispersed in hand-held device, or various iterations of words that Ryan Gosling likely did not attest to saying, or various poses mimicking a current quarterback for the NY Jets, and formerly of the Denver Broncos and Heaven fame, or a certain World War II crazy person expressing his displeasure about various apropos topics, or likely fabricated facts about a certain Carlos Ray Norris, or ANY OF THE OTHER CRAP YOU GET STUCK IN A FEEDBACK LOOP!
I USE CAPS LOCK AND BOLD WHEN I AM ANGRY!
I'm done! I don't care how intertwined we are! Somedays I just want to...want to...
OK, I may have jumped the gun there.
I guess I don't really hate you.
I guess there is this that Sir Lucas, The Funyun Knight just introduced me to. It has a calming effect, likely induced by confusion.
Oh, and I guess I would be OK with the entirety of your base now resting firmly in my possession. Yeah, that's OK, too.
OK, Internet. You're off the hook this time.
But I'm watching you!
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