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Luscious Nectar
253 Linden St
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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12:59 PM, July 04, 2012
Scores
CHODO BAGGINS 71
CODPIECES 70
HIGH FIVE GANG BANG, INC 68
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS 67
RASPUTIN'S RUMBLINGS 65
THE DIABETIC LEGION OF STAM-HOES + ASIAN 65
NICK SPENCER DANCE MACHINE 59
2 SQUIRRELS, 1 CUP 57
FUCK ALL Y'ALL 55
EBOLARAMA 53
UNCLE RANDY 51
THE ADJECTIVE NOUNS 47
THE DIRTY CRICKETS 34
A-TEAM 30
FREEDOM 25
FUGGED ABOUT IT (FUCK YEAH!) 14
CONNIE 2
Celebrity Death Match: REM vs. Mongolian Death Worms
QM J


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@ Luscious Nectar (of the gods, people), Tuesdays at 7:30pm in Fort Collins, CO. You may also see me occasionally subbing and/or quizzing anywhere along the CO front range. 		Jessica (QM J)

Bio?  I have to write a bio?  Ok, well, umm...I'd prefer to remain in the shadows reading SF or Fantasy; let me have my LOR and/or Harry Potter moments in peace, ok?  Cameras probably steal your soul, but at this point I've parseled it out to so many people that I'm not too worried.  I'm like a corporation that's too big to fail.  Sometimes people hate me because I'm one of those irritating optimists who always has something positive to say about everything and everyone.  Like, if you were arguing over whether the glass was half full or half empty, I'd be saying, "Yea! It's time for another round!".  Oh, and I really like beer.  Not just like, but LIKE.  As in, it's part of my actual job to drink beer.  Seriously.  Really, I have the two best jobs ever: drinking beer and yelling at people for stupid answers.  If you want to know more about me, find me at Quiz and buy me a few drinks; my husband will be the first to tell you I'm a really cheap date who can't be trusted with keeping anything on the DL.  And don't forget...cameras steal your soul.

Ha ha ha – you all think you are so funny!  You see, with that vitriol question, I kept saying “V, like in Vagina,” and you kept saying “what??”  And I’d repeat myself.  Oh, you guys.  You just wanted to hear me say “vagina” over and over again!  I get it now.  I am so gullible.  Shit balls.

Speaking of vitriol, R.E.M.’s “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” mentions vitriol as well as Lenny Bruce.  Hang on kids, here we go, because I feel a good old fashioned music rant coming on.  Now, I realize I may have torqued off a few of you last night with my tongue-in-cheek “let’s celebrate the birth of America by listening to songs like The Clash’s ‘I’m So Bored With the U.S.A’,” but seriously, everybody should know this R.E.M. song on some level. 

First off, I LOVE the juxtaposition of relatively dour lyrics paired with upbeat pop vocals and catchy chorus hooks.  And if you are thinking, “those lyrics are dour?,” well, you probably didn’t pick up the blatant masturbation in James Joyce’s Ulysses, either.  And the Ulysses reference is no digression, as I feel the power in the stream of consciousness style that Michael Stipe chose for the song.  Stipe himself once admitted part of the song came out of a dream he had where he was attending Lester Bang’s birthday party, and he was the only guest whose initials were not “L.B.”  Not bad for a man who admittedly constantly dreams about the apocalypse.  Yay, jellybeans!

This is also one of my favorite songs to sing at karaoke because EVERYBODY EXPECTS ME TO TOTALLY FUCK IT UP by the end of the first verse.  And usually, they’re right.

Now, with references to neither stream of consciousness nor masturbation, please enjoy these Mongolian Death Worms:

 

Now that is something that actually kind of had something to do with what actually happened at Quiz, right?  You know what also happened at Quiz?  This guy did pretty decent on the Dr. Seuss round.  And, he's got two thumbs, but couldn't show them because he was to occupied with showing off this instead:

 

Finally, we had some fantastic winners, and some fantastic losers.  Special thanks to fellow QM Jason Hart, who helped me out scoring for 17 big teams!  Woot!  Luscious, I leave you with this final contemplation as we head into celebrations of 'Merica's birfday...

Now, time to celebrate the birth of the U.S.A., so stay safe until the drunk wears off and you have to put your pants back on!