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Why “Green Monster?” Because it sounds really dirty when you put it next to a phrase like “Cock Robin.” And, it sort of sounds dirty on its own, too. A lot of things in sports sound dirty…what with all the backdoor sliders and screwballs and foul poles and whatnot in baseball. Then, football – EEESH. I mean, the only thing that keeps me mildly interested in most NFL games is when they start talking about penetrating holes and tight ends and whatnot. I can’t actually watch most sports without giggling inappropriately. Shit.
So, yes, Virginia, there really is a Cock Robin. And it’s not the harbinger of porn or evil things to come. Actually, the great quandary “Who Killed Cock Robin” graced the lips of millions of children long before we pondered “Who Shot J.R?” or “Who Killed Laura Palmer?” And really, it sounds dirtier than it is. In fact, the only one who could possibly handle cock robin in a sterile environment is Walt Disney himself.
So, “excuse me, my vagina is hanging out” is something I NEVER want to hear uttered in public. And by “hanging out,” I do not mean chillin’ by the pool wearing sunglasses and sipping a mojito. I mean dangling out like a wet water weenie trying to escape the wobbling but awkwardly firm hands of a drunk Nick Nolte. The phrase “prolapsed vagina” should strike fear into the hearts of women and produce shocked disturbed utterances from most men.
That said, on the whole, you had no idea what “p-word” described an inside-out vag, but you had some admirable guesses:
And speaking of Penis Flaps, check this out:
On that note, I gotta go take care of a posterior vaginal issue. In the meantime, know that CODPIECES and LEGION OF DOOM battled it out for first in a tiebreaker sudden death question showdown that ended in…another tie! So, we settled it humanely with a random quizzer randomly drawing the first place winner. And then, we danced.