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Luscious Nectar
253 Linden St
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Tuesdays: 7:30 PM
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12:43 AM, June 20, 2012
Scores
LEGION OF DOOM 78
CODPIECES (tiebreaker win!!!) 78
NEIL GAIMAN BEEKEEPER ASSOCIATION 73
LITTLE LEBOWSKI'S URBAN ACHIEVERS 72
BATH SALT ZOMBIES 68
STANNYBOY & FRANTASTIC 52
SMOKEY JOHNSON 50
EBOLARAMA 49
SLIM, SLICK, & COOTER 44
RAISED BY SQUIRRELS 37
NOT SURE IF TRIVIA OR SHIT SHOW 35
Green Monsters, Cock Robins, and Prolapsed Vaginas. And Virginia.
QM J


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@ Luscious Nectar (of the gods, people), Tuesdays at 7:30pm in Fort Collins, CO. You may also see me occasionally subbing and/or quizzing anywhere along the CO front range. 		Jessica (QM J)

Bio?  I have to write a bio?  Ok, well, umm...I'd prefer to remain in the shadows reading SF or Fantasy; let me have my LOR and/or Harry Potter moments in peace, ok?  Cameras probably steal your soul, but at this point I've parseled it out to so many people that I'm not too worried.  I'm like a corporation that's too big to fail.  Sometimes people hate me because I'm one of those irritating optimists who always has something positive to say about everything and everyone.  Like, if you were arguing over whether the glass was half full or half empty, I'd be saying, "Yea! It's time for another round!".  Oh, and I really like beer.  Not just like, but LIKE.  As in, it's part of my actual job to drink beer.  Seriously.  Really, I have the two best jobs ever: drinking beer and yelling at people for stupid answers.  If you want to know more about me, find me at Quiz and buy me a few drinks; my husband will be the first to tell you I'm a really cheap date who can't be trusted with keeping anything on the DL.  And don't forget...cameras steal your soul.

Why “Green Monster?”  Because it sounds really dirty when you put it next to a phrase like “Cock Robin.”  And, it sort of sounds dirty on its own, too.  A lot of things in sports sound dirty…what with all the backdoor sliders and screwballs and foul poles and whatnot in baseball.  Then, football – EEESH.  I mean, the only thing that keeps me mildly interested in most NFL games is when they start talking about penetrating holes and tight ends and whatnot.  I can’t actually watch most sports without giggling inappropriately.  Shit. 

So, yes, Virginia, there really is a Cock Robin.  And it’s not the harbinger of porn or evil things to come.  Actually, the great quandary “Who Killed Cock Robin” graced the lips of millions of children long before we pondered “Who Shot J.R?” or “Who Killed Laura Palmer?”  And really, it sounds dirtier than it is.  In fact, the only one who could possibly handle cock robin in a sterile environment is Walt Disney himself.

So, “excuse me, my vagina is hanging out” is something I NEVER want to hear uttered in public.  And by “hanging out,” I do not mean chillin’ by the pool wearing sunglasses and sipping a mojito.  I mean dangling out like a wet water weenie trying to escape the wobbling but awkwardly firm hands of a drunk Nick Nolte.  The phrase “prolapsed vagina” should strike fear into the hearts of women and produce shocked disturbed utterances from most men.

That said, on the whole, you had no idea what “p-word” described an inside-out vag, but you had some admirable guesses:

    • Penis Flap
    • Posterior Vagina
    • Pussytitis Insideoutus
    • ProTrusion
    • Pussitus

And speaking of Penis Flaps, check this out:

On that note, I gotta go take care of a posterior vaginal issue.  In the meantime, know that CODPIECES and LEGION OF DOOM battled it out for first in a tiebreaker sudden death question showdown that ended in…another tie!  So, we settled it humanely with a random quizzer randomly drawing the first place winner.  And then, we danced.