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1:13 PM, October 19, 2012


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I'm Just More of a Cat Person, Ok?

MechaQuizmaster

Lessons. they're best learned the hard way, especially science lessons. See, when I was born as a human baby, I wasn't exactly imbued with all the knowledge of the ages, but I was granted a certain sense of self preservation and the ability to learn from mistakes, egregious or otherwise. Hell, who knew that water was an excellent conductor of heat? I sure as fuck didn't…Well, not until I tried to use a wet towel as a potholder one fine day at the age of ten. Now, you might ask "what the fuck is a ten year old doing taking hot foods out of the over in the first place?" Look, I was a prodigy, k? I just had to learn a few things about the world. AND THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SEVERE STEAM BURN to cement an idea in one's psyche. Anyhow, I have no idea where I'm going with this, outside of the fact that I don't necessarily know EVERYTHING…Yet…I only pretend to and, yes, I pretend to with a certain condescending authority. It's kind of my job, so I like to be good at it.

Wait, where were we? OH YES, QUIZ!

We had ourselves another of the super rocking variety on Thursday evening at Old Chicago as sixteen big teams threw their hats in the ring to compete for all the power and the glory. The standings seemed to shift more than a…very…shifty thing…And some of you, well…Look, I don't have any sort of particular malice AGAINST dogs in general…and it's not like I PERSONALLY killed those dogs in round seven (though I was informed that Hooch didn't, in fact, shuffle off of his mortal coil, which disappointed me just a little) so your barbs…they fell on deaf ears. No, literally, I don't have that great of hearing. SUFFICE TO SAY that, since you all did so well on the round, you're cordially invited to bite it. And you're welcome.

So, after all the quiz dust settled, we had a tie for first, which meant SUDDEN DEATH, bitches! And hey, you don't HAVE to know baseball…but I like baseball. Our editor likes baseball. You know baseball is coming. You could study a little baseball…Anyway, neither here nor there as, after said sudden death round, Hamburger Shrugged ended up in 3rd, Dinosaur landed in 2nd and the powerhouse that is Firebreathing Seahorse found themselves as champeens for the evening.

As always, big thanks for coming out to show off your big brains, we should make this a regular thing. OH WAIT, it IS! So keep on keepin' on…Like YOU come see ME next Thursday and we'll forget about all the bad stuff…K? K.