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You know what the Olympics haven't got enough of? Dick jokes. Also, hookers. And, if you think you only missed out on one of those if you stayed home last night, well, then, I guess you'll never know, will you?
Also, bagpipe music. And, uh, bad-ass presidents, with an entirely coincidental bonus email prize tie-in.
Also, we really only had one losing team on the night, that being the Well Hungarians. They apparently don't do so well without Anna but I guess she's like teaching middle school or har a doctor's note or some other flimsy excuse not to have been there last night. Well, it's still better than whatever your excuse was. And they didn't even really lose, being the distinguished recipients of the aforementioned entirely coincidental bonus email prize tie-in.
Actually, Unitarian Jihad were kind of losers as well, since they got like 15 points on the audio round and led the pack all evening and then lost it all by a single point there at the end. Yup, way to choke like <insert Olympic joke>. Whee.