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Mondays at Ernie's, Wednesdays at the Denver Wrangler, Saturdays at Prickly Pete's, and Sundays at Brendan's 404. 		John LaHendro (Look At This F**king Quizmaster)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

So, I could fill this space with bitching about the fact that I am not a fucking karaoke DJ and that if that’s what you really want to do, there are other nights and venues that you can do that at.  But I’m not going to for two reasons; first, because I’m pretty sure those drunkies aren’t even capable of finding this blog, and second, because I am endowed with freewill and thus can do anything I want! Within reason.  So instead, I am going to just write about things that make me happy.

First of all, since we just mentioned the subject, I love the song Freewill by Rush.  That song is great and it makes you think, especially if you are a stoned teenager.  I mean the line, “If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice,” thinking about that just blew your mind all over your black light posters of hobbits smoking on toadstools or whatever.

Next up on things I love, the show Girls.  Yes, I get that it is basically just Sex and the City for hipsters, but it’s a really awesome show, plus the guy from Book of Mormon has a recurring role as Lena Dunham’s gay ex-boyfriend which is pretty great in and of itself. So, if you aren’t watching it, you should be and if you are, we need to start hanging out and discussing it more often. 

Another thing I love is LEGOs!!! I’ve reconnected with my love of LEGOs recently and have been building the shit out of castles and pirate ships and Star Wars vehicles.  I don’t know what that has to do with anything, or the meaning behind my sudden desire to play with children’s toys, but yay LEGOs!

What other things are making me super happy right now?  How about the fact that DC Comics has now made select titles available through Barnes and Noble for the Nook?  I don’t know if it’s a good thing that I dropped about a hundred dollars the other night in a drunk spending spree on things I already have, but fuck you, because Batman, bitches!

Well, there you go, a whole blog devoid of negativity and anger, just flowers and smiley faces and unicorns pissing rainbows into the mouths of narwhals, because that’s what they’re into and if that makes them happy, then I say we let them be.  Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to watch Perfect Strangers and eat me some falafel.  Peace, bitches!