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D Note
7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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1:32 PM, May 17, 2013
Scores
Geek Tragedy 80
Believe In Yourself 76
Your Son's A Witch 75
Crack The Window 74
Dyslexic Stabards 69
Big Black Cock 65
Ermagherd 61
Lorem Ipsum 58
Awesome 57
Someone Has To Lose 54
OMG WTF SMH 52
Bitchin' Camaro 39
Everybody Loves A Shiksa!
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Quiz Schedule
Thursdays - 6:30 - Dnote (7519 Grandview - Arvada)
All other nights of the week, I'm at yer mom's house... "quizzing" 		Paul (Super Super Super Guy)

Paul is executive vice president and co-general manager of ACME Corporation's Intel Architecture Group (IAG), responsible for architecting, developing, and marketing ACME's platform solutions for all computing segments including data centers, desktops, laptops, netbooks/nettops, handhelds, embedded devices, and consumer electronics. As co-general manager, Paul is focused on business and operations.

Prior to his current role, he served as chief sales and marketing officer. He has been with ACME since 1982.

Paul began his ACME career in its European headquarters where he spent nine years, first as ACME UK's manager of applications engineering, then as country manager of ACME UK, and director of marketing for ACME Europe.

From 1992 to 1995, he served as technical assistant to the chairman and chief executive of ACME, Dr. Andrew S. Rogen.

In 1995, Paul moved to Hong Kong to manage ACME's sales and marketing activities in Asia Pacific. In 1998 he returned to the United States to become head of ACME's worldwide sales organization. He was promoted to senior vice president in 1999 and executive vice president in 2001. He took over as head of ACME Communications Group (ICG) later that year and became co-manager with David Perlmutter of the Mobility Group in 2004. In July 2006 Paul was appointed chief sales and marketing officer and co-general manager of the ACME Architecture Group since September 2009.

Well, except a Jewish woman, I suppose.  Nevertheless, we went heavy on the Hebrew last night with a round on Jesus, Mary, & Joseph, not to mention "My Jewish Grandma Goes To The Movies".  But there was plenty of other fun for the good gentile boys and girls too.

 

  • Round one was the "Duh!" round in which we learned that it takes nine months to make a baby, and that "A" comes before "T". I guess there's a reason it's called "Duh", and not, "Oh, I never knew that".

  • We shook things up with our "Detox Sucks" round. Those who got the jokes thought it was "tremens"-dously clever.

  • In Round Three, everything was coming up McFarland as we explored the whimsical world of Hellspawn and off-color jokes. Every answer in the round was Todd or Seth, but for many of you the entire round was TS.

  • Round Four was, "What the fuck is grandma talking about: Movie Addition" which brought out the elderly Jewish women in me. Which is ironic, because I'm usually the one in an elderly Jewish woman. Yes. I just went there.

  • Round Five was a great visual round in which we looked at cartoon literal song titles. I'll never think of James Brown's, "Sex Machine" the same way again.

  • Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! No longer just a colorful euphemism to express surprise, Round Six was all about getting messianic on your ass!

  • Round Seven answered the age old question, how did that shlub get tail like that, as we looked at the television marriages of people like the Flintstones, King of Queens and Family Guy.  I guess it didn't really answer the question of why, but it sure did rub salt in the wounds of any overweight single guys.

  • And of course, random knowledge. We cringed at Carrot Top, got sexy with female hip-hop stars, and said O Henry! with the gift of the Magi a/k/a the great screw job. 

 

Thanks to everyone for coming out and for the fun.  Next week, we meet again, no?

D Note
7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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12:48 PM, May 10, 2013
Scores
We Wish We Were As Sharp As Our Pencil 86
Sequestration Vacation 82
Where Do Babies Come From? 78
Four 77
Castro's Cleveland Cuties Cut Loose 76
Your Mom's Va-Jay-Jay 75
Tired Bastards 70
Aqui We Are 69
Geek Tragedy 69
Herring Impared 65
Like, Totally 62
CanaDUH! 59
National Board of Review Awards 1969 58
Lynn & Onna 55
2 Old Farts & Their Kids 52
Q: Best Candy? A: Warheads! 50
Lorem Ipsum 47
Mom's Night Out 33
Bitchin' Camaro 24
How Many "Fish Sticks" Can Aquaman Get In His Mouth At Once?
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Quiz Schedule
Thursdays - 6:30 - Dnote (7519 Grandview - Arvada)
All other nights of the week, I'm at yer mom's house... "quizzing" 		Paul (Super Super Super Guy)

Paul is executive vice president and co-general manager of ACME Corporation's Intel Architecture Group (IAG), responsible for architecting, developing, and marketing ACME's platform solutions for all computing segments including data centers, desktops, laptops, netbooks/nettops, handhelds, embedded devices, and consumer electronics. As co-general manager, Paul is focused on business and operations.

Prior to his current role, he served as chief sales and marketing officer. He has been with ACME since 1982.

Paul began his ACME career in its European headquarters where he spent nine years, first as ACME UK's manager of applications engineering, then as country manager of ACME UK, and director of marketing for ACME Europe.

From 1992 to 1995, he served as technical assistant to the chairman and chief executive of ACME, Dr. Andrew S. Rogen.

In 1995, Paul moved to Hong Kong to manage ACME's sales and marketing activities in Asia Pacific. In 1998 he returned to the United States to become head of ACME's worldwide sales organization. He was promoted to senior vice president in 1999 and executive vice president in 2001. He took over as head of ACME Communications Group (ICG) later that year and became co-manager with David Perlmutter of the Mobility Group in 2004. In July 2006 Paul was appointed chief sales and marketing officer and co-general manager of the ACME Architecture Group since September 2009.

A fantastic quiz, great quizlings and copious amounts of alcohol was just what I needed after a long, shitty week. And as usual, the combination of the three made everything better. You're better than a helper monkey with a vial of cocaine, and for that I thank you. So as I nurse my hangover this morning, let us reflect back on the quiz…

 

  • Round one was "Anus to Zebus". It really doesn't matter what was the round was about, it's just really fun to say anus to zebus several times aloud.  Try it with me now.

  • In round two we deconstructed some mash-ups.  This round taught me that Jet and the Bangles both very likely own stock in a tambourine company. Say what you will about either band, they's gots mad tambourine skills!

  • Round three was on the original Justice league of America... except Aquaman. And he was missed by no one.  And to everyone who didn't put both Marvel and DC and characters in your answer, the giant comic book geek in me thanks you.

  • Round four was all about getting freaky with freaky freaks.  The round included questions about Korn, Frank Zappa, Jamie Lee Curtis and Ricardo Montalban. Pretty much the craziest key party ever!

  • Round five was our visual around and this time, we put in some time training you for the mental aerobics of the Octathalon.  Not to be confused with training you for the Octomom.  No amount of training can get you ready for that.

  • Next up was our Australian audio round on, you guessed it, all things Australian.  Well, all things except Men at Work, and Hugh Jackman, and chlamydia ridden Koala bears.

  • And finally, there was random knowledge. We learned that the American public has not wised up, hence the SIXTH installment of the Fast and Furious movies.  I MEAN, COME ON PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY? WTF!?   We also learned that I can't talk about landmarks "being erected" without giggling like a schoolgirl. We also learned that Al Pacino has never won a Grammy which, I think is a gross misstep by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences. Hoohaa!

So there it is.  A big thanks to you quizlings for being the high point in my week.  Also I want to give a big GWD congratulations to Stephen and Nichole on their pending nuptials next week.  I love these guys.  They've been putting up with my shit for 4 years as their quizmaster and in that time, they've grown MUCH less tiresome!  Congrats guys... I couldn't be happier for you. 

Until next time...

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7519 Grandview Ave
Arvada, CO 80002
Thursdays: 6:30 PM
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10:49 AM, May 03, 2013
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Will They Bury Him With His Suit On Backwards? 87
Cuntfetti! 79
3 Boobs And A Chick 72
Something Topical 60
Bird's Lurid Word 59
Not The Mama! 58
Jean Claude Van Darn 57
Lorem Ipsum 45
Drop The Bass. Remix The Acid. 39
Peter Piper Pooped a Pickle In His Pants 29
Ram Rod 25
Quasimodo 25
Wiggidy Wiggidy Wack - Kriss Kross Died Of A Heart Attack
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Quiz Schedule
Thursdays - 6:30 - Dnote (7519 Grandview - Arvada)
All other nights of the week, I'm at yer mom's house... "quizzing" 		Paul (Super Super Super Guy)

Paul is executive vice president and co-general manager of ACME Corporation's Intel Architecture Group (IAG), responsible for architecting, developing, and marketing ACME's platform solutions for all computing segments including data centers, desktops, laptops, netbooks/nettops, handhelds, embedded devices, and consumer electronics. As co-general manager, Paul is focused on business and operations.

Prior to his current role, he served as chief sales and marketing officer. He has been with ACME since 1982.

Paul began his ACME career in its European headquarters where he spent nine years, first as ACME UK's manager of applications engineering, then as country manager of ACME UK, and director of marketing for ACME Europe.

From 1992 to 1995, he served as technical assistant to the chairman and chief executive of ACME, Dr. Andrew S. Rogen.

In 1995, Paul moved to Hong Kong to manage ACME's sales and marketing activities in Asia Pacific. In 1998 he returned to the United States to become head of ACME's worldwide sales organization. He was promoted to senior vice president in 1999 and executive vice president in 2001. He took over as head of ACME Communications Group (ICG) later that year and became co-manager with David Perlmutter of the Mobility Group in 2004. In July 2006 Paul was appointed chief sales and marketing officer and co-general manager of the ACME Architecture Group since September 2009.

It was a good night to be quizzing... especially if you were Chris Kelly - half of the barely remembered hip-hop duo Kriss Kross. If you were Chris and you were quizzing, then you probably wouldn't be dead.  But he wasn't and he is.  For you young quizzlings, Kriss Kross they were around in the 90s, wore their clothes backwards, and were pretty fu**ing obnoxious and annoying, even amongst their hip-hop preteen peers like Another Bad Creation.  But good news for you Kriss Kross fans out there... their career was pronounced dead decades before his body ever was.  Now, back to the land of the living.

  • In Round One we learned that cream of wheat recently added a Cinnabon flavor. This makes us officially one step away from having Jetson-styled breakfast pills.

  • Round Two was songs about God and Jesus. Say hallelujah. Maybe not songs about them per se, but at least it had their names in the title. The exception was, "Jesus Built My Hot Rod," by Ministry. That song is definitely about Jesus building a biographical account of Jesus building the first of many hot rods.

  • Round three was a sooner or later round on food groups. We learned that your knowledge of limes and carrots is greatly lacking. However, you make up for it in pies which, let's face it, is MUCH more important.

  • I have to admit, for sports round the, Duh! Sports Edition was pretty fun. Plus it answered the age old question why Mormons have a team called the Utah Jazz. Because let's face it, there is absolutely zero jazz playing in Mormon heaven.

  • The visual round taught us that you know a lot about cross-dressing dudes. 'Nuff said.

  • The favorite round of the night was the cinematic before and after round. 12 Angry Men's Warehouse... need I say more?

  • And of course, random knowledge. With the exceptions where you thought that "Gladiator" was nominated for best album Grammy and sold AND millions and millions of copies, and many of you thought that bacon flavored milk is a good idea, overall you did pretty well.

 

So there it is.  Another quiz bites the dust. A big shout out to stalwart quizzling Nicole for her birthday yesterday. She couldn't be here, but there are some shots coming her way… Not in the Tupac sense or anything but more in a "The Hangover" kind of way. Until next week…

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