Fresh from the Air Guitar SuperKing throne, it's GARTH!

Likes:  IPA and Central Saloon tacos

Dislikes:  Empty pints

I'm new on the Quiz scene, but I've been drinking drinking all morning. 

In my spare time I enjoy swimming in the Bering Sea, sword-fighting sixth graders, and punching bears in the face. 

Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

Gawd I love that movie.

So what can I say about myself, Im an avid Transformers buff, Id say I have roughly 300+ pieces in my collection and it grows by the week.  I currently work full time for Coca Cola Refershments as a lead area Merchandiser, which basically means I do the work of 3 guys while getting paid for 1 mans work.

I been Quizmaster since December and its only getting better, so when IM not scouring the toy shops or quizzing, or working for the soda gods, I go to school to get my met and hopefully my LVN.

So not only do i Love Transformers, I have and extensive collecting of 80's Movies as well as music.

I karaoke as much as possible and I don't want toot my own horn, but I got a set of pipes on me.

As far as my softer side, I do enjoy live theatre and try to perform as much as possible myself, whether it be in a musical or stage play, but I also try to do Improv.

Yes just like "Whose Line".

BEsides that I enjoy my time off with my lovey gal Erin Latham, our 4 dogs.

The white German Shepard "Gustav Arnold Himler"

The Siberian Husky "Johnny Cash"

The wired Haired Terrier "Oliver Walter Elias"

Finally the only female, The Chihuaua "Pumpkin"

So let me sign off by saying this,

 I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. 

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too.

I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
 The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

 And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls at him]
I don't need my dog. 

I'm a hockey-loving (GO DUCKS!) karaoke addict.  I love playing board games or party games but, strangely, not much of a gamer (as in video games).  I'm an attention whore, and I get turned on by proper punctuation, grammar and word-usage; if you know a big word (and know how to use it!), it'll move.  Guaranteed.  A lot of this plays into being a GWD Quizmaster, and I love it.  My venue is my second home, so come on over... but just know that you're on my turf, sucka!  See you soon!  Heh heh heh...

Once wrestled gravity to the ground--and won. I know every word to ever Explosions in the Sky song. I devour planets and cupcakes. In the cupcake eating world they call me Galactus.