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The Canterbury Ale House
534 15th Ave E
Seattle, WA
98112
[Wednesday 7:00 pm]
Wednesday, Jan 25, 2017

Scores

Riki Tiki Tavi
83
Names are Hard
82
Alternative Answers""
77
Alternative Team Name
74
Pants
74
Hammerhead Sharks
73
Boom boom boom… Let me hear you say way-o… Way-o
72
Captain BoBo & His Crew
72
It's not cannibalism if you don't swallow
71
#AlternativeFacts
70
Alternative Cats
70
Kaylee and the Pussy Hats
67
Eggplant & Balloon Knot
66
Quiz me outside. How 'bout dat?
65
Alt Facts
64
Pretty Little Alternative Facts
63
The Meow Meows
63
First Pick
61
Ru + Crew
60
Weasel Power
59
PANTTS!
57
Touched by an Uncle
57
We Miss Laura
54
Alternative Facts
53
Kellyanne Condors
52
Jim!
51
Whiskey Wednesday
48
Wolverines!
35
Fuck it let's do trivia tonight
27
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She Didn’t Make It After All

Cap'n Brendan

As you no doubt know by now, we lost Mary Tyler Moore earlier today. My original plan was to honor her by scripting parody lyrics to her titular show’s theme song to mark the event, but in the process I learned something even better: That song is called “Love is All Around.” Which is also the title of the song reworked by ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any cost Billy Mack in Love Actually. So, instead, I offer you this: “Christmas is All Around – A Tribute to Mary Tyler Moore.”

I felt it in my fingers, I saw it on the ‘net
Mary Tyler Moore has left us, her mortal coil is spent
She threw her hat in the air
Everywhere she went
So if you really love Jesus
You’ll give her up for Lent

America loved Mary, it always will
Its mind’s made up, the way that it feels

On this Wednesday, she met her end
But on Christmas, you can still depend!

[Insert DJ noises blending two songs together]

Who turns the world on with a smile?
Who takes a blust’ry day, and suddenly makes it seem worthwhile?

Well it’s you Santa, and you know it!

With each present and stuffer you show it!

Christmas is all around, no need to waste it

Even in January, why don’t you take it

You’re gonna praise it after all

You’re gonna praise it after all

[Insert “we’re all going to hell” noises]

Who can feed an earthworm with her smile

Who can take a coroner’s day, and suddenly make it seem worthwhile?

Well it’s you Mary, and you knew it

If you were still alive you’d laugh right through it

Death is all around, ask 2016

It came for you, this is not a dream

You didn’t make it after all

You didn’t make it after allllllll

Alright, that’s it for me tonight. Congratulations to our winners, and our losers. At least you were still alive to play the quiz! #ripMTM

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