Ah-One! Ah-Two! Ah-Three!Discount Doug Mart
Take me out to the pub quiz,
Take me out to the bar;
Questions on board games and the galaxy,
Pitbull or horses and Katy Perry!
Let me drink, drink, drink with the quizzers,
If they don’t win it’s a shame!
For it’s one, two, three shots, you’re drunk
At the old pub quiz!