Geeks Who Drink is growing like a megachurch. And if we get caught banging a gay hooker, well, no one expects anything less from us so we're pretty much scandal proof.

However, we needs us some quizmasters.

Can you... handle hecklers, freestyle on the mic with mad wit, read questions with authority to a room full of drunky snarks and snarky drunks?

Can you deal with the high pressure lifestyle, the quiz groupies, the media attention and living a celebrity lifestyle in your own mind?

If this is you then fill out the online application. Please do not apply if:

• You're going to relocate in the next year.
• You're afraid of the Internet.
• You don't have a laptop, Internet access and a digital camera.

What's in it for you: $50 a night plus a $25 bar tab for three hours of work. You host the quiz, you blog about it, you get paid.

You get to make yourself acquainted with drunks of the highest caliber and be the center of attention! Experience an ephemeral sense of power rivaled only by online fantasy games and the highest caliber pornography.

Performing experience is a plus.

If you want to cohost with a friend, apply as a team.

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