Mike Jones: Celebrity Guest Quizmaster 4-Eva!

the wrong dicker to $*%Y with! 07/19/07

Last night we were honored to have Mike Jones as our celebrity guest quizmaster at The Irish Rover. For more on the actual quiz check out Quizmistress Lauren Croucher's score report. In the meantime, however, here's Mike's amazing questions that made roughly half the bar into a bunch of squeamish sissies. What, it's not like we haven't done questions on anal penetration before? Pussies.

If you want to learn more about Mike Jones and his fascinating experience and support him for what he's done, please BUY HIS BOOK: I Had To Say Something. A lot of people have problems with Mike Jones, that he's not the perfect poster child for the gay rights movement, blah, blah, blah. Fine. For a spirited defense of what he did and the price he's paid for it may I recommend this post by sex columnist Dan Savage over at Slog, the best blog ever, uh, besides this one of course.

Ok, the questions...

1. When Ted Haggard got fucked by me which position did he want to try? 

a.  Doggie Style 
b.  Sit and spin  
c.  Missionary 
d.  He was passive and let me choose

2. What was the favorite underwear of mine that Ted Haggard enjoyed wearing? 

a.  Stars and Stripes thong  
b.  Jock strap 
c.  Cum stained dirty briefs 
d.  Leather with no back door.

3. During a gay massage what does "go deeper" mean? 

a.  Stick more than one finger in the ass 
b.  Pound harder 
c.  Dig deeper into the muscle 
d.  Swallow the entire cock without gagging

4. What adult toy did Ted Haggard want shoved up his asshole? 

a.  Dildo  
b.  Vibrator 
c.  Butt Plug  
d.  Electric Muscle Stimulator (EMS)

5. What kind (not brand) of condom do gay men like to use when fucking because they get better traction in the mud?

6. What was Haggard's overall favorite toy/accessory? 

a.  Cock ring 
b.  Penis pump 
c.  Ball stretcher

7. What was Rock Hudson’s biggest turn on with young gay men?

8. What type of cock ring was Ted Haggards favorite? 

a.  Leather with snaps 
b.  Leather with Velcro 
c.  Metal ring  
d.  Rubber

Bonus: When Ted Haggard wanted to go out for ice cream after sex, what popular restaurant could we get hard packed or soft serve?

Click on comments for the answers.


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4 comments

  1. § the wrong dicker to $*%Y with!® Email said on : 07/19/07 @ 12:31
    Answers:

    1. B- sit and spin
    2. A- stars and stripes thong
    3. C- dig deeper into the muscle
    4. B- vibrator
    5. Ribbed
    6. A - cock ring
    7. Loved to watch them shit
    8. A - leather with straps

    Bonus: Dairy Queen
  2. § Will The Thrill® Email said on : 07/19/07 @ 14:48
    That was just far to much information about a man I knew far to little about....I think
  3. § Noel Black said on : 07/19/07 @ 16:02
    IN your face hetero dorks!
  4. § GN said on : 07/20/07 @ 00:12
    Awesome. Just... awesome.

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