Jersey Jon: Quizmaster, Scorer, Bon Vivant
06/27/10
The Dude Imbibes, The Dude Abides, and all of you know plenty about The Big Lebowski. Walt, Jeffrey, and even Donny (despite being out of his element) would be proud of you for the dedication you all show towards this stellar movie. Even Knox Harrington (the video artist) would forget about the problems of his cleft asshole in celebration of the uber fans present for our Big Lebowski Quiz.
It was a pretty good showing, with a very tight game between the leaders for the entire duration. Great fun was had by all, except the guy who wasn't even playing yet complained that Mozart wouldn't be the artist since he obviously didn't play that recorded song. If I wasn't pressed for time I would have dropped a marmot down his pants.
My only complaint? No questions regarding Karl Hungus!
The 8 Year Olds! I don't think they were that young, but who am I to judge? The girl kept informing me I needed to pull my pants up. I was going to inform her she forgot to wear a shirt, but in all honesty I didn't mind.
Team Bunny Lebowski. Would they perform oral sex for $1000? A mystery that will remain unknown.
The Colt .45s. Unsure if this was a subtle threat.
Team Dance Quintet. I must have missed their dance number during the quiz, I bet it was spectacular
TheHuman Paraquats, regulars at Blarney Stone and Blue C Sushi. Thanks for coming again
The coincidentally named Team Medina Sod (it was the answer to the final question)
Our first team with the term "The Gutterballs" in it. However, this team included The Stranger
...and our other Gutterballs!
Here we see Mr. Lebowski's Big Urban Failure reading the paper while doing his quiz
He deserves his own shot for his dedication to the event: The Stranger
It's Science McGhee, my helpful round collector, scorer, and advisor
And finally, the winners of the night entire by only 1 single point: Dance Quintet!
The Scores!
Dance Quintet 67
Medina Sod 66
Special Lady 65
Colt .45's 63
Human Paraquats 60
Mr. Lebowski's Big Urban Failure 51
Log Jammers 40
Red White and Blue Balls 34
Patty and the Gutterballs 31
8 Year Olds 30
The Gutterballs 26
Bunny Lebowski 14