Gentleman Johnny
05/04/10
Tonight was a night of exceptional lewdness, intentional and otherwise. One team (I won't name names because they changed their name every round) was legitimately filthy. Cok Guzel Kizlar, on the other hand, only appears to be filthy. Apparently it's Turkish for "very pretty ladies". I won't take the blame on this one, I've been conditioned by you cok guzelers to interpret everything in the dirtiest way possible.
Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard. All I can say is there was a lot of me and penuses tonight.
Jack Bauer Power Hour
Team Seattle Super Sonics are here to replace the old Seattle Super Sonics, who weren't any good at quiz anyway.
Cinco de Unicorn is probably induced by a Cinco de Vodka.
If you're Happy and you Know it Shut the Fuck up No one Cares cares more than they're letting on.
The lovely ladies of Harried and Hungry drew a smiley face every time they didn't have an answer to put down. Be still my heart! In the background, a candid shot of new bartendress Heather. She rocks!
Deep Fried Chow Mein posed a long time for this shot, but I think it was worth it.
Team Buttercup!
This team changed their name every round. And ALL of the names were inappropriate for a family venue such as The Blarney Stone. Go fuck myself indeed!
58 Year Old Hippo
Cok Guzel Kizlar are very pretty, as advertised. I never meant to mispronounce your name in a hurtful manner, Cok Guzel Kizlar
58 Year Old Hippo For The Win! Is that underwear on Tim's head? No, it's Tim's new Undercap, which he won for getting his name drawn out of my hat and answering the email question right! Wanna be like Tim? Get on my email list!
The Scores!
58 Year Old Hippo 62
Seattle Super Sonics 55
Shart of Darkness 52
If you're happy and you know it,
shut the fuck up because no one cares 48
Jack Bauer Power Hour 48
Team Buttercup! 47
Deep Fried Chow Mein 44
Cinco de Unicorn 44
Cok Guzel Kizlar (Very Pretty Ladies) 44
Suck it Trebek 40
Harried and Hungry 33
Say you love Satan! 27
Team of varied lewd names 12
said on : 05/04/10 @ 10:23
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