Well, well, well. It is called GEEKS Who Drink for a Reason. Good job to you all for putting me in my place when it came to Star Trek. I'm proud that I didn't know that shit. There. I said it.

Correction on my announcement about bringing in canned goods:
YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE ORAL SEX FOR BRINGING IN CANNED GOODS. Didn't mean to make such a promise...I have a bit of a habit of unintentionally adding innuendos here and there. For realz though, please remember to bring in those cans over the next three weeks. A huge thanks to the sweet man who left the bar to buy cans. He wasn't even playing! One team brought in a slew of cans, placing them in the lead. Can you see the key word in this paragraph? I do. Screw using a thesaurus. Cans!! You can also bring dry goods:

We had a nice crowd last night. I spoke with a few teams who are planning on getting Geek Bowl tickets today.. they go on sale at 12pm. Don't wait.. I promise they will sell out.

I got a request on one of my answer sheets for Round 2: Throw an extra point to us because we are Jewish. Now, if I gave you all an extra Jewish point, I'd have to go around and take a poll of all the quizzers and their religions. I'm waaaaay too lazy to do this. So, no Jewish points for you.

Memories:

Winners:

Scores

3 Guys + 1 Girl=Party	                  66
Jem 2: Revenge of the Holograms           65
Ewok Reacharound	                  62
The Great Crotch Snorkel of 2009	  62
Ellen Brought Her Cans	                  60
Power Bottoms	                          58
Maggie's Farm	                          57
This is Not a Persona	                  55
3rd From Last	                          53
Jesus H Christ It's Steve!	          53
Banana Hammocks	                          51
I Heart Davel	                          47
Mark Schiff Pees His Pants	          46
Where You Going Frank? Some Place Exotic? 43