I credit the total excellence of tonight's quiz to my having two beers and not to the various hilarious things you people said and/or did. End of story. You did, though, get me to break my obsessive/self-destructive/self-indulgent Land of Talk habit (if only for a few short hours) in favor of The Cool Kids. 'twas a rare moment, friends. Cherish it.
But seriously, good fuckin' times, party animals. Here's a first: I've not once had to question whether a photo was appropriate for the website. That may mean my quiz is really tame compared to some, but the fact remains. That certainly changed tonight, though. Keep an eye out below, and catch it before the censors do, man. I hope a blurred-out version makes the Geek in Review next time. I'll be famous.
(Note: you're looking for bare man ass.)
In other news, don't you guys just hate the Wolfmen? Always winning and stealing prize gum? My new thing is to try to incite an actual, physical uprising against those smug bastards, just because I can. I mean, could. Shh.
Speaking of Wolfmen (again):
Pictured above is Wolfman... or Astroman?, a group of white people trying to look "tough" or "urban" or, dare I say, "ghetto." The Tullamore Dew whiskey hat adds a lot of street cred, don't it? Also, best Wolfman team name ever.
Second place:
If I had a quarter for every time I missed some recent comedy cultural touchstone kinda reference (mostly from this team), I'd be rich! Rich, I tell ya! I used to be with it. I don't know what happened. Anyway, before my apparently deteriorating brain forgets to mention, that's Derek Jeter's Taco Hole, which I'm told was a segment on the popular improv variety show Saturday Night. You kids have such fun with your TV.
Standing on the lower step of one of those weird three-tiered Olympic platforms:
Fitness Test Failers were new to Scruffy's. I don't think they'll be asked back.
Moving quickly and discreetly on:
This girl really liked both versions I played of "What A Fool Believes." Because it's a great fucking song.
Then all this weirdness went down:
I think my quiz might be the new black. Somebody told me that on the way home and I want to believe him. Sleazy Sal knows what he's talking about. See you next week.
Scores:
Wolfman... or Astroman? 62
Derek Jeter's Taco Hole 59
Fitness Test Failers 57
TBD 56
Frankly Scarlet, Go Fuck Yourself 51
Accidental Goat Sodomy 43
Dead Kennedys 40
