Josh and Jim had the "night off," so the usual quizzies were behaving like 3rd graders with a substitute teacher (or two) for Josh Z. and Davies. To wit: we just follow the lesson plan the other guys left for us, it’s not like we devised the Stryper or Slayer audio round, which caused a near mutiny and even scored us a few affectionate, satanic quiz threats.
Slayer fans are like bears: They're more afraid of you, than you are of them.
In return, we stuck some gum to the shoes (well, not really) of those pesky kids from Go Fuck Yourself, who pulled out another victory at Coopersmith’s and retained the championship belt. Now we just need someone to hit Scotty V. with a folding chair.
Yeah, they won again, but the guy is wearing a neck belt.
Worthy performances were turned in by Mr. Shits Goes to Washington, who claimed to jump from tenth last week to second this week, and 1/2 Empty. Cleverest name of the week goes to Ike’s uck hock (say it aloud and quickly, perhaps while walking through a supermarket). Sinking back toward the bottom of the pack were the ever stylish-ish Frosted Fashion Faux Pas and East Coats Bias, who were a little preoccupied with the Red Sox-Yankees game and studying for the GMATs (Let’s hope you do better on the test than the Sox in the 9th, huh?).
Nothing like some bleary-eyed grad-school prep questions to get over A-rod's 9th inning homer
Josh and Jim should be back in the saddle next week.
Standings Go Fuck Yourself 73 Mr. Shit Goes To Washington 61 Half Empty 60 Ike’s Uck Hock 60 Legion of Doom 59 Team #A? 59 Charlie Bravo 55 Bella Fleck & the Rusty Trombones 54 Super Happy Fun Team 54 East Coast Bias 52 Frosted Fashion Faux Pas 48 We Rock 16
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OOOH! Pick me! Pick me!
You guys better be careful -- he may be mayor of Ft Collins someday. And Walt Whitman may dislike you and come to haunt you because we know how much Walt Whitman loves that little munchkin.
Of course I went a slummin' looking for various results. The largest I could find was 13.5 -- and I'm talking studies here folks, not pictures.
I've seen this doctor's name referenced in a few different places. However, the quiz answer was not 13.5 but 12. 13.5 wasn't even an option -- so we went with 14. *insert wrong answer buzzer here*
Ok! Enough of this penis talk. The quiz night overall was a doozy. Unexpected topics for sure, preview categories be damned (or damned confusing)! Josh and Jim were missed. It's like Thanksgiving without a drunken family brawl. The gods shuffled the cards and teams were strewn about. I'll tell you what, we know a thing or two about some cartoon rodents. I suppose that's good for something.
Tied for 4th place! The horror...the horror.
The Legion of Doom shakes a defiant costumed fist!
As the intro to the round stated, my source for all answers was world-sex-records.com. Here's what they say about the world's largest shlong:
"According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9½ in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure."
So there you have it. I've always, throughout the various travails of my life, turned to "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale" for hope, inspiration and truth. It has never let me down, and I believe it has, once again, provided a beacon of hope for mankind in this troubled time.
As for Dickinson (nice name, R.), he also claimed that women with large clitorises used them to penetrate their mates, so who knows what was going on in his head. But yes, he does have a stated claim of 13.5". However, the good (and freakily obsessive) folks at world-sex-records.com choose not to recognize it. And really, who am I to argue with world-sex-records.com?
If it makes you feel better, though, I'll give you the point, so you will always, in the mind of this observer, have finished tied for 3rd that warm night in June, rather than tied for 4th. Congratulations, all that starting at cock has really paid off for you.
They do not describe a woman's vagina as being large but "capacious" -- like the family den. Perhaps a favorite hoodie. It's doesn't really offer up much in the way of "world's largest vagina". But Walter does claim to have known a woman who could retain eighty-four shillings in her "down there". Those poor bankers.
I already said I didn't use photos in my quest for...um...large penis records (and so on). They were more like tracings. The same technique used to turn a traced hand into a turkey.
Gobble gobble!
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