Spelling motherfuckers! Tori or otherwise it is always good to keep spelling in mind. It is not too hard and it is critical. Good spelling is pretty sexy if you ask me. In this day and age of modern science and an enlightened people, effective communication is as good a sign of virility and genetic success as the ability to kill and deliver small edible mammals. I hope this holds true anyway as I don't think I can kill things without feeling awfully bad about it. Not to mention the fact that I would likely get lost or killed by other tribal members in about five minutes.

So, I am pretty much on my summer schedule. I am sorry that I have been gone a lot lately. I miss you, I really do. Tonight's Quiz was short and to the point. We rhymed, we asked "Who?" We saw Manifest Density win and we saw a nice fight for second place which the filthy Mile High Masturbation Club came out on top (and on their pants, ewww).

One day Drunk Popeyes will play a whole Quiz. That will be nice.

You would think that Paul The Psychic Octopus would have done better, what, with being psychic and all. I guess they couldn't translate the questions into German.

Mile High Masturbation Club slid out of a sticky situation and rewarded themselves with another. I have PTSD after watching their celebration ritual. I am glad that they didn't get first place, I probably would have needed to visit the Denver Health clinic.

The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers performed quite well even with the looming specter of domestic strife hanging over them.

The Fockers seemed to have a bit of trouble figuring out the mechanics of the Quiz. Their issues seemed to increase proportionally to the amount of drinks consumed. Interesting, this seems to verify anecdotal suggestions that ethanol may cause euphoria and confusion. Who knew?

Manifest Density could define a new element: Quizkickassonium. Heavy and powerful yet prone to breakdown in the presence of the beer atom.

This is I'm Running Low On Creativity Today. I am too. Just look at their picture and think of something snarky on your own.

Normally, I like to play with the innuendo that teams come up with. In this case I am not going to. You were late, We Like Coming From Behind! and your tardiness will not be overlooked when Parent/Quizmaster conferences roll around.

Tonight Tainted Bacon made reference to unicorns and anal. This caused me to become confused and mix my mythological concepts. Weird.



OK kids. We did some good work tonight. I think I have laid out a modern Darwinian concept that somehow relates to social networking, blog update and forum posts. I can probably distill it to: Thank God for spellcheck or I would never get any action. Oh, and: SCORES!!!!

Manifest Density                       79
Mile High Masturbation Club            68
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers        65
Tainted Bacon                          64
Paul The Psychic Octopus               51
I'm Running Low On Creativity Today    45
We Like Coming From Behind!            33
The Fockers                            29
Beans                                  15
Drunk Popeyes                          12