Exempli grata:
"I just have to get that Bristol inside me."
See?
Whatever. You just don't understand me. Ahem. Anyway.
A return to McCabe's form last night after a few slumpy weeks. A big roomful of boisterous wackiness, many of whom were not actually playing quiz but being nonetheless well-behaved because I am scary and my Fuckmaster-tude cannot be challenged. So that was tons of fun and stuff.
The other fun part was, in an unrelated, one-time-only frenzy of awesome, McCabes hosted karaoke following the quiz, which managed to prove that nerds can, indeed, belt it out. Am I imagining that someone may have done "Break My Stride"? Possibly—but you shall never tear that beloved, probably-false memory away from me.
But damn—a hugely high-scoring quiz, which probably had to do with all the easy. Several people were like, "Oh, that quiz was awesome," and I was like, "I prefer when the median score is in the 20s" because I'm a dick.
Who won? Eight-Inch Taint, who galloped ahead of the rest of you suckers after the second round and stayed there. 3+1=5 took third and a new hybridized team calling themselves The Return to the Gold Standard got third. But everyone else did well, too. You're ALL special, yes you are!
Okay, pictures:






And the scores:
Eight-Inch Taint 87 3+1=5 84 Return to the Gold Standard 82 Palindromes 80 Bingo the Wonder Pony 80 G-Unit 77 Carbon 74 Brainiac 3 72 Donkeys on the Edge 68 Pubic Housing 67 Wankers 65 Big Lebowskis 64 Dark Night of the House Bunnies 64 Fours Wild 59 Rocking Educators 44 The Rand Corporation 28 Hairless Wookies 18









