One douche versus an entire bar of quiz? Never going to get us down [at least until your gills evolve into lungs]. Tonight's subterranean special was playing pool, and simultaneously douching it up while asking out one of our regulars. The perennially awesome Miss Rachel took the piss out of this guy pretty quick, and I came to miss her boyfriend more than ever, imagining the quantity of shit that might have been forcibly kicked from his body as well, if only Chillz were to close a little earlier.

Timewave Zero knew the horrors of Dirty Dancing and made the most awesome face as a result [face not pictured].

Shortly before Rachel ousted Douchey McFuckstick #1.

Team of awesome! Sarah either "doesn't know" or is fucking gangsta.

Mister McDouchey #2 was actually playing the quiz, much to the embarrassment of his teammates. He asked if I did this for a living, which obviously I do. He then inquired if I lived under a bridge as a result. It is a sad truth that yes, many Quizmasters must dwell under various overhead passages as a result of their employment. However, living under a bridge is was way better than living under the assumption that people like you. And you didn't answer my 3 questions, fucko.

I've got a key in my pocket ...

Team of awesome Mach 2 is the final solution to the Abdul Question.

No, YOU Need to Settle Down! after you finish your wings.

Noobs from heaven! Serendipitous noobs ...

So anyway, yes! Despite these seemingly lost aspects of Uptown, we had ourselves some quizzing this evening. A whole mess of aces saw this gang scoring higher than I've seen in some time, with Round 2 dashing all but 3 teams into a jokering frenzy. 7 teams aced our visual round, and Dirty Dancing was pretty much as unmemorable as you remembered it. Rah!

I am showered with noobs, once again. The beat gets going on.

Team Backa! Keeping the faith and pulling in an awesome quiz.

Yes, it was raining noobs tonight. They make quizzes grow up strong!

It must have been a premonition to leave their douchey-teamthing out of the picture, because those pictured were actually extremely cool!

The Bru Cru hiding at the bar, as per pretty much always.

Quiz up and riot, Uptown. Tonight's first place team set the bar pretty high with the new highest score ever at our quiz. Noobs - come back next week! Regulars - until next time, when we are like joy again.

Noobs of Team Backa took home 3rd place!

Timewave Zero, masters of quiz and making fun of Jennifer's Gray nosejob, for 2nd!

No, YOU Need to Settle Down! now holds our highest ever score at Uptown, kicking you in the teeth for 1st!

No, YOU Need to Settle Down!         86
Timewave Zero                        78
Team Backa                           69
The Infamous El Guapo                66
Draft Beer                           64
SK Like Oxygen                       62
A Bobaganush Bag                     61
Twittering Twats                     58
Bru Cru                              55
Loose Stools                         53
Cack and Balls                       51